Coarsest ladies you have come across

Stoned Rose said:
I had the 'pleasure' of being on the train a few Fridays back and had these 2 utter slags sat across from me. One of these trains with no tables between you and the people sat opposite.

Drunk as skunks and clearly as dirty as fuck. Neither of them had knickers on and I copped for several eyefuls of both of their lady bits. Bald as coots. They knew what they were doing and didn't give a single fuck. They talked non stop about sex and 'cock' the whole fucking journey.

They were both average as fuck.

Never been so embarrassed in my whole life.

Found it very fucking erotic though.


...did you get the wrong signals?
 
I had to pick up a load of cloth from a mill in Bolton once. I can't remember why, but I had to walk across the shop floor which was made up of line after line of sewing machines with about 70 women working away. Now I've worked on building sites when women have walked past and heard the whistles and comments that the lads send their way. It was nothing compared to the barrage of smut and innuendo that was directed at me. I was totally unprepared for it. Women as old as my mum describing what they wanted to do to me. I think I even blushed, which made them worse.
 
Stoned Rose said:
I had the 'pleasure' of being on the train a few Fridays back and had these 2 utter slags sat across from me. One of these trains with no tables between you and the people sat opposite.

Drunk as skunks and clearly as dirty as fuck. Neither of them had knickers on and I copped for several eyefuls of both of their lady bits. Bald as coots. They knew what they were doing and didn't give a single fuck. They talked non stop about sex and 'cock' the whole fucking journey.

They were both average as fuck.

Never been so embarrassed in my whole life.

Found it very fucking erotic though.


So you moved seats presumably?
 
stony said:
I had to pick up a load of cloth from a mill in Bolton once. I can't remember why, but I had to walk across the shop floor which was made up of line after line of sewing machines with about 70 women working away. Now I've worked on building sites when women have walked past and heard the whistles and comments that the lads send their way. It was nothing compared to the barrage of smut and innuendo that was directed at me. I was totally unprepared for it. Women as old as my mum describing what they wanted to do to me. I think I even blushed, which made them worse.
Sew; did you thread the needle?
 
jimharri said:
stony said:
I had to pick up a load of cloth from a mill in Bolton once. I can't remember why, but I had to walk across the shop floor which was made up of line after line of sewing machines with about 70 women working away. Now I've worked on building sites when women have walked past and heard the whistles and comments that the lads send their way. It was nothing compared to the barrage of smut and innuendo that was directed at me. I was totally unprepared for it. Women as old as my mum describing what they wanted to do to me. I think I even blushed, which made them worse.
Sew; did you thread the needle?

I suspect he baled out...
 
jimharri said:
Over 6 hours in and the OP still hasn't come up with the goods, pictorially speaking. A mod may need to "have a word" with him.

Nopics I am afraid !
 
Fucking hell I would of got right in there, everytime I get the train its full off tramps.
 

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