Come on own up this you???

[worsleyweb]

Is wanking in shops wrong???

 

[block128]

A man who was caught masturbating in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury's store has been banned from every supermarket in Britain - unless he is supervised by another adult.

Eugenio Freitas, 49, was captured pleasuring himself through his trousers for 10 minutes on CCTV cameras.

The married father of four went to the store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire “fully intending” to go shopping, but then became overwhelmed by his “excessive sexual drive”, a court heard.

Witnesses reported Freitas to staff at the local supermarket who phoned the police.

One staff member said she had noticed him loitering in the aisles before shoppers complained, but gave him the benefit of the doubt, believing he was simply “adjusting himself”.

Judge Paul Glenn told him: “These sort of offences cause distress and alarm.

“You told your probation officer you have a compulsion for masturbating in public. You seem unable to identify and deal with the consequences of what you do.”

Freitas, who also has one grandchild, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency at Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court on Wednesday.

He escaped jail, but was handed a six month suspended prison sentence and banned from attending supermarkets for 18 months unless accompanied by an adult.

Prosecutor Marcus Harry told the court: “He was seen for about 10 minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around.

“They formed the view he was performing a sex act.”

The incident put Freitas in breach of a sexual offences prevention order (SOPO) he had been handed for exposure in 2010, which also took place in a supermarket, the court heard.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...rbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-9003511.html

The poor fella was clearly confused. He must have been exposing himself again and was dishing out his own punishment to save the courts a job.

 

[smeeagain]

we all need love

 

[billfromthehill]

He only popped in for a lamb shank
And a tossed salad -and some yogurt sauce.




















THE DIRTY BASTERD

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I was in a French supermarket once and came across this aphorism displayed in one of the frozen food sections - Le plaisir de bon saucisson. I see what they mean now!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Any proper vegetarian would tell you that only wankers go down the meat aisle.

I was just going to add ''another reason I'm glad I don't eat meat!''

 

[Lavinda Past]

Any proper vegetarian would tell you that only wankers go down the meat aisle.

I was just going to add ''another reason I'm glad I don't eat meat!''

Strangely enough, that's exactly what Mrs Lavinda said when she read the article!

 

[pfazz]

I was in a French supermarket once and came across this aphorism displayed in one of the frozen food sections - Le plaisir de bon saucisson. I see what they mean now!

You CAME across???? Mmmmm.

 

[Blue Mist]

Perhaps he was just playing a game me and Mrs Mist often play, hide the sausage.


Just sayin'

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

OMG glad it wasnt S&M sorry I meant M&S.<br /><br />-- Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:09 pm --<br /><br />You have to chuckle at the phrase "one staff member".