Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad

[Len Rum]

I like Rees-Mogg hope he takes over from Theresa

Doffs cap.
Tugs forelock.

 

[Len Rum]

People who stop dead in a busy street to have a look at something without checking if there is somebody behind them.

Cops who think they are tickets because they are in uniform.

Every single **** who calls me up about my recent car accident.

Jehovas Witnesses

Anti vaxxers who put their children and everyone else’s at risk.

Morris Dancers

Guys over 40 who wear skinny jeans and have a lesbian hairdo.

Chippy owners who can’t make chips.

People who are cruel to people and animals. They get blowtorched before shooting,

Clowns, also blowtorched.

Mime artists. See Clowns.

Everybody involved in the song Final
Countdown.

People who try to jump the taxi queue.

And no way last or least, men who whistle self made up tunes in earshot in a bus, train or any mode of transport.

My old teacher Miss Grey. I will dig her up for free.

Nowt wrong with Jehovahs Witnesses.
Have no truck with their beliefs but at least they're trying to save you from the hell they think you're going to.
Whereas normal Christians are happy with their 'insurance' policy and don't give a fcuk that you will be condemned to an eternity of damnation and pain.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Doffs cap.
Tugs forelock.

 

[Len Rum]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47228698

All the people involved in wasting this vast amount of public money that could have been spent on the NHS or Schools or the Police. Heads should roll but we all know they won't. At best lessons will be learned as per usual and those responsible will move along to another carriage on the public sector gravy train. Scandalous.

Another TORY cock up.
Like austerity and Brexit.

 

[Len Rum]

I'll add the 40 milers to this. The ones who do 40mph on a wide road with a national speed limit, then carry on doing 40mph through a town or village.

People who have hang ups about other people's driving.
They usually have weird hang ups of their own.

 

[Henkeman]

People who have hang ups about other people's driving.
They usually have weird hang ups of their own.

People who make serious, earnest comments on a lighthearted thread, they usually have a weird lack of sense of humour of their own.

 

[urban genie]

They will not be a revolution so this thread is pointless.

But if there is one I doubt anyone on here will be involved in it, so we are all probbaly for the guillotine

 

[sir baconface]

People who think zebra crossings are the ideal place to stop and chat.

Women who get to the front of a queue before searching in their handbags for their purses.

That oleaginous scouse snake with a Scottish surname who is Labour’s shadow chancellor.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who believe in God
In fact any religious people, full stop.

I did used to think they all needed sectioning, but really it’d be easier just to cull the lot of them.

I think it’d be a nice world with just 1-2bn of us!

 

[Magicpole]

Nowt wrong with Jehovahs Witnesses.
Have no truck with their beliefs but at least they're trying to save you from the hell they think you're going to.
Whereas normal Christians are happy with their 'insurance' policy and don't give a fcuk that you will be condemned to an eternity of damnation and pain.

Both are cunts. I just hate people who are clearly insane coming to my door, unless they have a cargo. Jehovahs seldom do.