Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad

Magicpole said:
People who stop dead in a busy street to have a look at something without checking if there is somebody behind them.

Cops who think they are tickets because they are in uniform.

Every single **** who calls me up about my recent car accident.

Jehovas Witnesses

Anti vaxxers who put their children and everyone else’s at risk.

Morris Dancers

Guys over 40 who wear skinny jeans and have a lesbian hairdo.

Chippy owners who can’t make chips.

People who are cruel to people and animals. They get blowtorched before shooting,

Clowns, also blowtorched.

Mime artists. See Clowns.

Everybody involved in the song Final
Countdown.

People who try to jump the taxi queue.

And no way last or least, men who whistle self made up tunes in earshot in a bus, train or any mode of transport.

My old teacher Miss Grey. I will dig her up for free.
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I heard you was in a car accident? I’m assuming the Mrs was driving as your good-self wouldn’t be stupid enough to have not seen said accident about to occur surely?



















I’d have called but I don’t have your number.
 
The person that rammed Magicpole whilst he was in his car, bastard.

Magic, I can help you with your compensation claim, do you realise you could be owed thousands ?

Oh and do you need a hire car ?
 
Blue Mist said:
The person that rammed Magicpole whilst he was in his car, bastard.

Magic, I can help you with your compensation claim, do you realise you could be owed thousands ?

Oh and do you need a hire car ?
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No, after the prang, I carjacked a lovely brand new Landrover off a doddery old Greek ****. Came with a Corgi too, result.
 
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