doots
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What's lumber!?
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Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad
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Banned Tosspot
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Count me out/in.
RadcliffeRick
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It was trouble where I grew up. As in " ive got myself in a bit of lumber".What's lumber!?
ChicagoBlue
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You could have just said “Americans” and saved yourself some time.People who call football "Soccer" and use words like "pivot" when describing our beautiful game.
People who don't get irony.
I am aware that usually they are one and the same.
City Hobgoblin
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People who pronounce the letter "e" like an "a".
"My car is very expAnsive..."
Get a smaller one, then.
NB did this begin with Michael Owen?
"My car is very expAnsive..."
Get a smaller one, then.
NB did this begin with Michael Owen?
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Chippy_boy
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I assume Terry Christian got a mention? Him and Morrissey are at the top of my list. With only 1 bullet, I'd have Morrissey at the front obviously, that goes without saying.
BimboBob
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I recently noticed a Range Rover showing up at my local lumber store with a stupid little trailer in tow, I laughed and thought he looks like some wannabe fake posh English ****....turns out I was right...he really is a fake posh English ****
That's your Range Rover isn't it? You are the fake posh English **** and I win ten pounds.
stevemacca
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People who say "can I get" when ordering a pint. Yeah you can get, you can get fucked!!
Top bins!
mscenterh750
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Cunts that don't wash their hands after using the bog
Cunts that use their mobile phones whilst driving
Cunting dog owners that don't pick up their dogs shit
Cunts that have a shit and puke big one day, then return to work the following day, giving it every fucker else (parents who do the same with their kids too)
My kids will be added soon if they continue, to say the word 'like', after every other word, when putting a sentence of speech together
Cunts that use their mobile phones whilst driving
Cunting dog owners that don't pick up their dogs shit
Cunts that have a shit and puke big one day, then return to work the following day, giving it every fucker else (parents who do the same with their kids too)
My kids will be added soon if they continue, to say the word 'like', after every other word, when putting a sentence of speech together