Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded

Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

The credit for this goes to another poster, but I think it's a cracker:


Breaking legs in the... hot sun!

You fought De Jong, ana.. De Jong won!

You fought De Jong, ana.. De Jong won!

You need our money 'cause you've got none...

You fought De Jong, ana.. De Jong won!

You fought De Jong, ana.. De Jong won!

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeT4ptY9sY&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeT4ptY ... re=related</a>


It was something along the lines of that, I hope I haven't done him a disservice!
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

When he's fit, he's fucking good, Johno, Johno,
That's when he's not in the pub, Johno, Johno,
He got compared to Colin Bell,
He will be class, 'cause we can tell,
Michael Johnson, is on the piss again!

He said that both his grans snuffed it, Stevie, Stevie,
He lied but we don't give a shit, Stevie, Stevie,
He's lost his wig, his head is bare,
His cars are pink but we don't care,
Stevie Ireland, City's superman.

He's named after the friendly ghost, Kasper, Kasper,
The one that's inbetween the post, Kasper, Kasper,
He's only small and he's a Dane,
He's now 3rd choice since Given came,
Kasper Schmeichel, Denmark's number 1.

Headless chicken for City, Gelson, Gelson,
He has a lot of energy, Gelson, Gelson,
The substitute who's pretty shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Fernandes, we hope he turns out good.


He's big, he's tough, he's bald, he's quick, Vinny, Vinny,
He's got a fucking massive dick, Vinny, Vinny,
At centre back or centre mid,
He only cost 6 million quid,
Vincent Komp'ny will fucking murder you.

Where the fucking hell is he? Berti, Berti,
He's never played for Man City, Berti, Berti,
Panic buy by Mr Hughes?
He really wanted Santa Cruz,
Glauber Berti, where the fuck are you?

Can't think of one for Boji, Elano, Petrov or Sturridge.[/quote]


Some of these are quality

He's big, he's black, he plays up front, sturridge, stridge.
He makes defenders look like c***s, sturridge, sturidge
He's always got an injury, he's almost worst the Bellamy,
Daniel Sturidge, his uncles name is Dean
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

Daniel Sturidge, his uncles name is Dean
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haha Thats getting a bit desperate lol!!!!!!

I like the one above btw, A panic buy by mr hughes, he really wanted santa cruz, thats TOP
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

Some excellent songs, c'mon, keep em coming.

Amore (Dean Martin).

Wheeeennnnn theeeee ball hits your Head, and you’re sat in row Z,
That’s Corradi ……
If you’re stood or you’re sat, you must wear a tin hat, that’s Corradi.
When he takes to the field, you should raise up your shield, that’s Corradi.
It’s a fairly good test for you bullet-proof vest, THAT’S CORRADIIIIII (Corradiii) CORRADIIIIIIII
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

He gets a red car every game, Dunny Dunny
He's shouldn't have the Captaincy Dunny Dunny
He stupidly tackles in the box, and city loose cos he's sent off
That's Richard Dunne, our top own goal scorer

na na na na na na nana DUNNY
DUNNY

na na na na nanana
DONKEY , DONKEY

lol sorry
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

erocsevil said:
When he's fit, he's fucking good, Johno, Johno,
That's when he's not in the pub, Johno, Johno,
He got compared to Colin Bell,
He will be class, 'cause we can tell,
Michael Johnson, is on the piss again!

He said that both his grans snuffed it, Stevie, Stevie,
He lied but we don't give a shit, Stevie, Stevie,
He's lost his wig, his head is bare,
His cars are pink but we don't care,
Stevie Ireland, City's superman.

He's named after the friendly ghost, Kasper, Kasper,
The one that's inbetween the post, Kasper, Kasper,
He's only small and he's a Dane,
He's now 3rd choice since Given came,
Kasper Schmeichel, Denmark's number 1.

Headless chicken for City, Gelson, Gelson,
He has a lot of energy, Gelson, Gelson,
The substitute who's pretty shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Fernandes, we hope he turns out good.


He's big, he's tough, he's bald, he's quick, Vinny, Vinny,
He's got a fucking massive dick, Vinny, Vinny,
At centre back or centre mid,
He only cost 6 million quid,
Vincent Komp'ny will fucking murder you.

Where the fucking hell is he? Berti, Berti,
He's never played for Man City, Berti, Berti,
Panic buy by Mr Hughes?
He really wanted Santa Cruz,
Glauber Berti, where the fuck are you?

Can't think of one for Boji, Elano, Petrov or Sturridge.
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Some of these are quality

He's big, he's black, he plays up front, sturridge, stridge.
He makes defenders look like c***s, sturridge, sturidge
He's always got an injury, he's almost worst the Bellamy,
Daniel Sturidge, his uncles name is Dean[/quote]

top work
especially the berti one lol
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

To the Pink Panther:-

Nedum Nedum, Nedum, Nedum Nedum Nedum, Nedum, Nedum

Ne-dum

Ne-dum

Nedum - oh - Nedum - oh - Ned

Repeat for hours.
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

Presuming that no one liked my one then?

Some more then?

To the tune of 99 bottles of beer:

99 Years without red in our town
99 City years
Their biggest crowd, was at our ground
99 years without red in our town.

To the tune of 'So what?' by Pink
Na na na naaa na naaa na naa na na Nigel De Jong.
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

IDEA #1:
The intro to Boys in Blue has a short 3 second fanfare.. my suggestion is to loop this snippet and then get people jumping whilst giving it bit of "na-na-na na-na-na-na".. our own take on the Grochlin "Oh-oh-oh-oohhhh"

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPeyuAgsKg&feature=PlayList&p=37DCAAE1BB525C64&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPeyuAg ... L&index=34</a>


IDEA #2

If we need a tackle, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, and come what may
Without him, the midfield would go astray!

He's Zabba Zabba Zabaleta
Our midfield man from Argentina
He's small, but strong and no-one's fitter
F*ck with him and he'll chin yer

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b35O8O_5ZM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b35O8O_5ZM</a>
 
Re: Competition - Best Songs Get Recorded - Friday Deadline

To the tune of don't upset the rhythm by noisettes.

Go robby, go robby, go
Don't upset robinho
Go robby, go robby, go
Don't upset robby noo

Simples ;)
 
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