Conspiracy theories......

[East Level 2]

apparently there are people sticking magnets to there arms to prove there are tracking chips in the vaccines…………. And people believe this is undeniable proof....

Makes sense to me. After all, the bad guys use special ferrous silicon in the chips so the magnets stay attached. Or is it glue?

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

apparently there are people sticking magnets to there arms to prove there are tracking chips in the vaccines…………. And people believe this is undeniable proof....

it is undeniable proof that some people are fkin idiots..

 

[metalblue]

apparently there are people sticking magnets to there arms to prove there are tracking chips in the vaccines…………. And people believe this is undeniable proof....

Im just curious why we need two jabs then? Surely they can microchip us with a single jab? It only took one to microchip my dog

 

[grunge]

Im just curious why we need two jabs then? Surely they can microchip us with a single jab? It only took one to microchip my dog

1st shot is the Chip, 2nd shot is the extra battery so it can scan at longer distance?

 

[metalblue]

1st shot is the Chip, 2nd shot is the extra battery so it can scan at longer distance?

It all makes sense now

 

[Armaan]

 

[jay_mcfc]

Im just curious why we need two jabs then? Surely they can microchip us with a single jab? It only took one to microchip my dog

With your username I hope it wasn’t you testing the magnet theory!

 

[grunge]

Jesus. It’s the NHS app. Of course it has medical history in it!!

also I have no clue where she is reading about criminal records in the NHS app. Not mentioned anywhere on the app stores and the gov site says “doesn’t process criminal records”

[Withdrawn] [Withdrawn] NHS COVID-19 app: our processing of special categories of personal data

www.gov.uk

 

[LWashington]

Im just curious why we need two jabs then? Surely they can microchip us with a single jab? It only took one to microchip my dog

First jab is the CPU , second jab the GFX card so they can see what your looking at.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

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[PinkFinal]

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can't stand him but found it interesting all the same...........

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Christ. The places we get out news, analysis and commentary from these days.
Yep, just like the Dulux factory.

 

[grunge]

while he does tend to do well researched articles. MERS has naff all to do with bats. its from Camels in the middle east.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I got 22 seconds into this before I wanted to smash my screen in with a cricket bat in the hope that it'd magically land on Russell Brand's face.

 

[PinkFinal]

Analysis: Why scientists are suddenly more interested in the lab-leak theory of Covid's origin

The United States is closer than ever to beating Covid-19, with half the country vaccinated and more restrictions lifting.

edition.cnn.com

 

[Magicpole]

I got the second jab and an offer to take over MI6. I told them I couldn't, as I was already head of the CIA Intergalactic Task Force and was leading an assault on the Moon, or, it's true name, Dregadon Space Recovery Station and Spa. A place where UFO'S and their crews rehabilitate from travelling for two milion years, before heading to Idaho to stick probes up farmers arses.

They were obviously furious, but the Americans pay better.

 

[idahoblues]

I got the second jab and an offer to take over MI6. I told them I couldn't, as I was already head of the CIA Intergalactic Task Force and was leading an assault on the Moon, or, it's true name, Dregadon Space Recovery Station and Spa. A place where UFO'S and their crews rehabilitate from travelling for two milion years, before heading to Idaho to stick probes up farmers arses.

They were obviously furious, but the Americans pay better.

Stay out of Idaho! No Sweats allowed

 

[Magicpole]

Stay out of Idaho! No Sweats allowed

You ungrateful fucker. I'm risking my life to destroy the Moon and save all those farmers arses and what thanks do I get? If it wasn't for the money I wouldn't bother.

 

[idahoblues]

You ungrateful fucker. I'm risking my life to destroy the Moon and save all those farmers arses and what thanks do I get? If it wasn't for the money I wouldn't bother.

Keep your nasty fingers out of our cow’s bottoms too