In the US they don't have a gun problem, although they do have a serious epidemic relating to allergies to live bullets.
In 1947 a UFO was sighted above the yet to be born Roseanne Barr.
Jackie Kennedy organised the assassination of JFK so she wouldn't have to be seen divorcing him.
Japan killed JFK as revenge for Hiroshima.
Homer was right, Lee Harvey Oswald really did want to steal the Jack Ruby.
Contrails are actually Native Americans plotting their New World Order, they communicate with smoke signals remember.
Liverpool FC and their fans really are always the victims.
The moon landing was obviously staged, they filmed it on Mars in black and white so it'd look real.
9/11 never happened.
Alex Jones is a government plant, designed to distract people from the truth.
Malaysia MH370 was shot down by the UK air force when word got out Madeleine McCann had been seen on the plane.
The mods and admins of this forum are in collusion with the GCHQ although I'm yet to figure out why.
The world's mad I tells ya