Corky

[Ban-jani]

Shitballs, hope youre alright corks.
Get yourself down to the meet up and I will buy you a beer.

He's beyond beer,

It's a blow job or nothing.

Yeah ban jani, get your Tea towel out and get busy

You're the expert bobby.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

If Corky's brid has finally seen sense then what he should do is partake in a few lines of speed and a crate of Stella or ideally can I have her number?

 

[bobmcfc]

He's beyond beer,

It's a blow job or nothing.

Yeah ban jani, get your Tea towel out and get busy

You're the expert bobby.

Can't believe you're shirking your manly duty.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

I'd be over the moon if her indoors fucked off, soft arse ;-)

 

[meeesh]

Ugly bastard then ? sorry

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I echo NCEFE's sentiments. Fucking take my MRS got a fucking telling of for opening a tin of fucking Quality Street. Moody **** went off on one because I didn't want to drink last night.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

I echo NCEFE's sentiments. Fucking take my MRS got a fucking telling of for opening a tin of fucking Quality Street. Moody **** went off on one because I didn't want to drink last night.

all my mates are texting me that she was fit but hated her .,.and my mates girlfreinds are saying the same



was i so blind

well yes cos she emptied my bank account

oh and wait i was earning 50k a year







mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...lightbulb just went on

Good lad, that's the spirit. Sounds like you're on the mend mate go and live the bachelor life for a bit, unless like Kun said, you don't mind having my moody missus for a few years.

 

[Chris in London]

I fucking miss the ****. Not a day goes past where I don't think of Corky.


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Be comforted with the knowledge that he's with Phil now.

 

[bobmcfc]

It was only the other day when he corrected me on my spelling on twitter

Bless you corky

 

[stony]

Can you not trade your car in for a motorhome and go and have some adventures like Max and Paddy.