Corky's landlady (merged)

[bgblue]

Hold on, I've missed shed loads of this.


Is Corky still shagging this lovely lady or is Andy now slipping her a drunken length?

I think its a spitroast

 

[rushts]

Hold on, I've missed shed loads of this.


Is Corky still shagging this lovely lady or is Andy now slipping her a drunken length?

He's been a bit flirty when 'tipsy', he even turned down a stunning 19 yr old barmaid, so his balls were full just in case the opportunity presented itself...

 

[andyhinch]

Hold on, I've missed shed loads of this.


Is Corky still shagging this lovely lady or is Andy now slipping her a drunken length?

I think its a spitroast

I've had nothing to do with the young lady mate, tbh I'm getting pissed off with the PM's my cocks not for hire.

 

[kp789]

Hold on, I've missed shed loads of this.


Is Corky still shagging this lovely lady or is Andy now slipping her a drunken length?

I think its a spitroast

I've had nothing to do with the young lady mate, tbh I'm getting pissed off with the PM's my cocks not for hire.

Andy get off here and come and help me out.




Andy is currently around mine, we are debating which garden furniture to go for this season. I like maple wood but Andy is insistent on having those shitty plastic chairs that had those legs which bent if you leant back too far on them. He says they are 'kitch', I think they are crap.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

whoever it is is a ****

gordon brown?

50 Shades of Brown?

If it's corky then it has to be 50 Shades of Maroon.

 

[andyhinch]

I think its a spitroast

I've had nothing to do with the young lady mate, tbh I'm getting pissed off with the PM's my cocks not for hire.

Andy get off here and come and help me out.




Andy is currently around mine, we are debating which garden furniture to go for this season. I like maple wood but Andy is insistent on having those shitty plastic chairs that had those legs which bent if you leant back too far on them. He says they are 'kitch', I think they are crap.

Hold on a minute, my taste in furniture is fine, unless you've turned into at 20 stone Cumbrian scaffolder demanding food, your not in the pub, if I get one more order for pie chips and gravy I'm going to punch some ****.

 

[kaz7]

Have we found out who the hussy is yet?

 

[Carstairs]

Have we found out who the hussy is yet?

andyhinch

 

[Corky's Landlady]

I've had nothing to do with the young lady mate, tbh I'm getting pissed off with the PM's my cocks not for hire.

Andy get off here and come and help me out.




Andy is currently around mine, we are debating which garden furniture to go for this season. I like maple wood but Andy is insistent on having those shitty plastic chairs that had those legs which bent if you leant back too far on them. He says they are 'kitch', I think they are crap.

Hold on a minute, my taste in furniture is fine, unless you've turned into at 20 stone Cumbrian scaffolder demanding food, your not in the pub, if I get one more order for pie chips and gravy I'm going to punch some ****.

Well i'm a 20 stone Cumbersome Shoplifter demanding cock if your interested xx

 

[stony]

Have we found out who the hussy is yet?

It's Bob or BlueBearBoots or you. Probably.