Corky's landlady (merged)

[Blue Mist]

Thanks Mods, now it is merged it seems to have lost direction. The first page is in the wrong place, a bit like Corky really.

I do wish you would leave things alone.

 

[Chris in London]

It was your recommendation 'big boy'

I've never given you a bum steer in my life!

Beers, steers, and queers.

Cowboy.

Name that tune.

An Officer and a Gentleman.

(who knew they'd made a film about Flash and Bow?)

 

[The Flash]

fuck me is this thread still going ?

i got home early and she was changing my bed sheets, she had to use a blow torch there was that much petrified semen in there

What? Even your man-lard is scared of her?

Fucking hell!

 

[Barcon]

It was your recommendation 'big boy'

I've never given you a bum steer in my life!

Beers, steers, and queers.

Cowboy.

Name that tune.

 

[The Flash]

I've never given you a bum steer in my life!

Beers, steers, and queers.

Cowboy.

Name that tune.

We have a winner!

You're prize? A night with Corky's Land"lady"...

 

[Barcon]

Beers, steers, and queers.

Cowboy.

Name that tune.

We have a winner!

You're prize? A night with Corky's Land"lady"...

Already fucked the both of em.

Beers steers and queers is also known as the Calgary stampede around here.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Re: Corky's landlady..

Ah playing hard to get, I like it xx

You've obviously got no standards. Or class. Why would you shag a Glynn? Not even a Glenn. A Glynn.

cos im a gorgeous bastard you flat haired tracksuit wearing shoplifter

I have muscles fs.

 

[The Flash]

Re: Corky's landlady..

You've obviously got no standards. Or class. Why would you shag a Glynn? Not even a Glenn. A Glynn.

cos im a gorgeous bastard you flat haired tracksuit wearing shoplifter

I have muscles fs.

And a mullett.

 

[stony]

Re: Corky's landlady..

cos im a gorgeous bastard you flat haired tracksuit wearing shoplifter

I have muscles fs.

And a mullett.

And the gayest lifestyle on bluemoon

 

[stony]

Re: Corky's landlady..

And a mullett.

And the gayest lifestyle on bluemoon

are you sure about that curry hater ?

He watches Emmerdale and starts threads about it. I'm fucking positive you gum boil infected ****.