bluemoon98
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'Singhsburys'
Corny shop names
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Hairdressers ("Fringing upon a cut above the usual pun" - and all that bollocks) are the worst offenders but dog grooming parlours run them a close second (there's one near me called "Doggy Style").
There's a small town up around the Galway/Mayo border which for the life of me, I can't think of right now (worryingly, I used to drive through it twice a week, once upon a time!) but, anyway, let's pretend it was called Dunford... Not far from the church, across from the petrol station, there it was nestled between the two pubs... "The Dunford Dry Cleaning Parlour".
There's a small town up around the Galway/Mayo border which for the life of me, I can't think of right now (worryingly, I used to drive through it twice a week, once upon a time!) but, anyway, let's pretend it was called Dunford... Not far from the church, across from the petrol station, there it was nestled between the two pubs... "The Dunford Dry Cleaning Parlour".
Daz_Blue
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Bourne Pharmacy
Crap name for a movie sequal too
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Crap name for a movie sequal too
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Not s shop, though "Wright Hassell" solicitors in Leamington has a certain ring to it...
my grandparents call them "the woggy shop" bless him they are so fecking racist !! but in those days it was acceptable.
TBH I even call the chinese "the chink" or "chinky" but I'm not racist at all. Just what you grow up with I guess.
TBH I even call the chinese "the chink" or "chinky" but I'm not racist at all. Just what you grow up with I guess.
bluemoon98
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A lot of chippys are called Tony's plaice or something like that 2 near me
Zaras plaice
Tony's plaice
Zaras plaice
Tony's plaice
IM NOT REALLY HERE
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Good old slutty butties in dukinfield,
Butty shop downstairs and brothel upstairs.
Butty shop downstairs and brothel upstairs.
dronefromsector7G
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Butty Me Up in Reddish
Cake That in Heaton Chapel
Cake That in Heaton Chapel
beehive_bob
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Hairdressers and chippies seem to be popular and I can add British Hairways and A Salt 'n' Battered to the list.
Not the name of a shop I know, but I remember a shop that sold venetian, roller, all kinds of blinds with the logo "If it wasn't for us, it'd be curtains for everyone".
Not the name of a shop I know, but I remember a shop that sold venetian, roller, all kinds of blinds with the logo "If it wasn't for us, it'd be curtains for everyone".