Toney’s bookie
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It's pretty clear what's going to happen in my view.
Scientists: We want a lockdown!
Govt: No chance! The public would not tolerate it and we can't bloody afford it old chap.
Behaviour scientists: Ok we have a plan....
Project Fear: Did someone call?
People and Tory rebels: We want our freedom! No to lockdowns!
Project Fear: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THIS HORRENDOUS VIRUS 'OVERWHELMED', 'HORRIFIC', 'EXPONENTIAL', 'RECORD', 'TSUNAMI'...etc etc
People: Oh I think I'm going to stay at home from now on
Hospitality: We need help! You've scared everyone to death and we have no customers - HELP! MONEY!
Govt (sucking air through teeth): Hmmm....we'd LOVE to help but we can only do that if we put you into lockdown because that's where the legislation sits.
Hospitality / people: PLEASE put us into lockdown - we need the help!!!
Govt: Ok....but only because YOU want it! Lockdown 4.0 starting January
Behaviour scientists: You're welcome.
Cynical? Moi?
Scientists: We want a lockdown!
Govt: No chance! The public would not tolerate it and we can't bloody afford it old chap.
Behaviour scientists: Ok we have a plan....
Project Fear: Did someone call?
People and Tory rebels: We want our freedom! No to lockdowns!
Project Fear: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THIS HORRENDOUS VIRUS 'OVERWHELMED', 'HORRIFIC', 'EXPONENTIAL', 'RECORD', 'TSUNAMI'...etc etc
People: Oh I think I'm going to stay at home from now on
Hospitality: We need help! You've scared everyone to death and we have no customers - HELP! MONEY!
Govt (sucking air through teeth): Hmmm....we'd LOVE to help but we can only do that if we put you into lockdown because that's where the legislation sits.
Hospitality / people: PLEASE put us into lockdown - we need the help!!!
Govt: Ok....but only because YOU want it! Lockdown 4.0 starting January
Behaviour scientists: You're welcome.
Cynical? Moi?