Cougars

[WestGorton]

Rooney likes a ggilf.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I used to rattle me mates aunty's.
I was about 19 she must have been 45 maybe older.
She could suck a golf ball up a mile of hosepipe

An old workmate of mine was well known for 'entertaining' quite a few of his mum's friends when he was in his late teens.

He went out with one of the young girls (she was about 17), and - by his own admission to 'the lads' - that he was too nervous to perform.

He later married a woman over 20 years older than him.

 

[stonerblue]

By the ears.

Finally.....

 

[deafmanstevo]

Nice Animals, not sure i would tho.!
A mate of mine was driving round the country lanes near Alderley edge a few years ago , claimed one jumped out in front of him then disappereard in the undergrowth,. Mmmmm.?

 

[Cellarite]

Possible classic thread alert.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I started a thread about plastic pollution, she's on pages 2,4 and 7.

I can get 56, 30 and 15 from those numbers.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wayne Rooney likes this thread

 

[DTKOAG]

Last hot dog in the tin

Throwing a stick down a alley

 

[Barcon]

Throwing a stick down a alley

Lasagne in a baseball glove.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Have you seen her ridiculous boob and bum jobs and the skin tight clothes she wears , even on this morning , day time tv , she looks tragic, ultimate mutton dressed as lamb

And no i am not jealous !

I used to see her as the thinking mans crumpet but she has a 'slot' on BBC Wales saturday morning. Her and her gay sycophant love blowing sunshine up her arse, that and the name dropping, it's truly nausiating sometimes.