Cousin groped in Wetherspoons

[dronefromsector7G]

Just been texted by my cousin, she was in Spoons Piccadilly minding her own business downing Jäger bombs when two old blokes came stumbling over reeking of Old Spice muttering about points, when all of a sudden one of them grabbed her tits whilst shouting ‘let me win, I’m moving abroad next week!’

Cops are in their way now thank fuck. Stay safe out there girls and boys you never know what pervs are about

 

[yeseye]

They’ll probably grope the cops also.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Always confusing when you encounter the parody thread before you’ve read the original.

 

[mexico1970]

Old Spice and the use of in no way incriminates me, just putting that out there.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

But did he ask permission to grope

 

[dronefromsector7G]

But did he ask permission to grope

If ‘give us a go on yer norks’ counts as seeking permission then yes

 

[NZBlue]

I demand we see a photo of these aforementioned "norks" to see if they're worth all this fuss

 

[willipp]

Just been texted by my cousin, she was in Spoons Piccadilly minding her own business downing Jäger bombs when two old blokes came stumbling over reeking of Old Spice muttering about points, when all of a sudden one of them grabbed her tits whilst shouting ‘let me win, I’m moving abroad next week!’

Cops are in their way now thank fuck. Stay safe out there girls and boys you never know what pervs are about

Out of everyone, you should know the fucking rules.

 

[urban genie]

tbf if my couson drank in the gardens spoons I would disown her not write a parody thread about it

 

[BerkshireBlue]

works for Trump