COVID comedy thread?

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    I'm having to take time off for the next 2 weeks so I've been studying the map to work out where I'm going to go:

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    any body else's car getting 3 weeks to the gallon now?
     
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    Stole the first two lines off a meme on FB. The rest (ashamedly) is mine. I couldn't be arsed finishing it off.


    It's been seven hours and fifteen days
    Since you took my pub away
    I stay in every night and every day
    Since you took my pub away

    Since it's been gone I can't drink wherever I want
    I can't see whomever I choose
    Can only eat my dinner in the bloody living room
    Cause COViD
    I said COVID means there's so much to lose
    Cause nothing compares
    Nothing compares to booze

    It's been so gloomy without real beer
    Ale from tins just seems so wrong
    Nothing can stop these mournful tears from falling
    I hope this does not, go on for long
     
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