COVID comedy thread?

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Zuriblue]

I'm having to take time off for the next 2 weeks so I've been studying the map to work out where I'm going to go:

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

 

[kippax4ever]

Two Gun Bob likes this

 

[bluethrunthru]

any body else's car getting 3 weeks to the gallon now?

 

[Cheesy]

Stole the first two lines off a meme on FB. The rest (ashamedly) is mine. I couldn't be arsed finishing it off.


It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took my pub away
I stay in every night and every day
Since you took my pub away

Since it's been gone I can't drink wherever I want
I can't see whomever I choose
Can only eat my dinner in the bloody living room
Cause COViD
I said COVID means there's so much to lose
Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to booze

It's been so gloomy without real beer
Ale from tins just seems so wrong
Nothing can stop these mournful tears from falling
I hope this does not, go on for long

 

[Ste1969]

 

[urban genie]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]