COVID comedy thread?

[sir baconface]

That doesn't look like 2mtrs to me,

It does to me so I couldn’t resist looking it up. Minimum width of a zebra crossing = 2.4m.

 

[give it to gordon]

On the plus side

I haven't had a PPI or 'you had an accident ' phone call for weeks !

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Those new Dyson ventilators are working really well. Everyone on them is reported to be picking up well.

 

[Coatigan]

Can anyone think of a quiz name related to Coronavirus?

Before people say it’s distasteful, two people doing the online quiz have it and everyone has to have a related name.

smells like quarantine spirit

 

[blueparrot]

Those new Dyson ventilators are working really well. Everyone on them is reported to be picking up well.

Are they test ones, thought they hadn’t made them yet.

 

[yeseye]

It does to me so I couldn’t resist looking it up. Minimum width of a zebra crossing = 2.4m.

You do realise the old 2mtr social distancing Is radius and not just width?
The lines on the crossing are 0.5m wide thus making Lennon
& McCartney only roughly 1.0m apart!
Outrageous!
Fuck I’m bored!

 

[ZenHalfTimeCrock]

 

[blue aura]

The Blindboy Podcast (@Rubberbandits) Tweeted:
Can this Limerick man please do all the governments social distancing announcements from now on? https://t.co/nBL6ZSc3HW

 

[sir baconface]

You do realise the old 2mtr social distancing Is radius and not just width?
The lines on the crossing are 0.5m wide thus making Lennon
& McCartney only roughly 1.0m apart!
Outrageous!
Fuck I’m bored!

Ha, yes. Another senior moment!

(Also bored.)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

@Centurions

Going with Hong Kong Fluey

Quarantina?

 

[Ban-jani]

Quarantina?

Someone had Quarantina Turner.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Doing the rounds again, but still funny.....

 

[kippax4ever]

It does to me so I couldn’t resist looking it up. Minimum width of a zebra crossing = 2.4m.

Sorry mate meant the distance between the two people..

 

[1.618034]

The Blindboy Podcast (@Rubberbandits) Tweeted:
Can this Limerick man please do all the governments social distancing announcements from now on? https://t.co/nBL6ZSc3HW

Very good, but I was expecting an actual Limerick.

 

[Ban-jani]

Doing the rounds again, but still funny.....

A bloody nuisance haha.

 

[The perfect fumble]

One of his best.....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Quentin Tarantino in Quarantine in tent...

Needs work

Gets coat...

 

[Bigga]

Hit and miss from Kane Brown

*Added

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

The dog food finally arrived today. We now have enough for 3 months. Or 2 months if we feed the dogs as well.

 

[SWP's back]

Are they test ones, thought they hadn’t made them yet.

Oh ffs