Creepy things kids say

[BimboBob]

I like children.

 

[LongLang]

One night, My little girl (3 at the time) woke up and came downstairs.
She said "I can't sleep, that man in my room is screaming, but no noise is coming out"
I fucking shat it. Ran upstairs and there was obviously nobody there, but she was adamant "he" was there.
Baffled me for ages, because she was so certain the "man" was still there.
I can tell when she is playing and telling fibs etc, but she was certain. I could see in in her face. It was mad.

The things some kids say and do is mental.

 

[BimboBob]

One night, My little girl (3 at the time) woke up and came downstairs.
She said "I can't sleep, that man in my room is screaming, but no noise is coming out"
I fucking shat it. Ran upstairs and there was obviously nobody there, but she was adamant "he" was there.
Baffled me for ages, because she was so certain the "man" was still there.
I can tell when she is playing and telling fibs etc, but she was certain. I could see in in her face. It was mad.

The things some kids say and do is mental.

Did you check "BEHIND THE CURTAIN?"

 

[LongLang]

One night, My little girl (3 at the time) woke up and came downstairs.
She said "I can't sleep, that man in my room is screaming, but no noise is coming out"
I fucking shat it. Ran upstairs and there was obviously nobody there, but she was adamant "he" was there.
Baffled me for ages, because she was so certain the "man" was still there.
I can tell when she is playing and telling fibs etc, but she was certain. I could see in in her face. It was mad.

The things some kids say and do is mental.

Did you check "BEHIND THE CURTAIN?"

After she said that I checked behind her curtains, my curtains, the living room curtains, even behind the rather dapper looking fringe curtains I had through the 90's and behind the Mrs' beef curtains.
Ha

 

[mcmanus]

I like children.

Operation Yewtree we have another.

 

[Anonymous]

One night, My little girl (3 at the time) woke up and came downstairs.
She said "I can't sleep, that man in my room is screaming, but no noise is coming out"
I fucking shat it. Ran upstairs and there was obviously nobody there, but she was adamant "he" was there.
Baffled me for ages, because she was so certain the "man" was still there.
I can tell when she is playing and telling fibs etc, but she was certain. I could see in in her face. It was mad.

The things some kids say and do is mental.

Funnily enough in our old house, when my youngest lad was 3 he would often complain that he couldn't sleep as "...the little old man in the flat cap at the end of the bed keeps on talking to me."

 

[foxy]

Fake along with most of the 'funny' letters to companies about their products. Some failing comedians have too much time on their hands.

 

[quiet_riot]

Fake along with most of the 'funny' letters to companies about their products. Some failing comedians have too much time on their hands.

The internet has turned you into a cynic.

 

[buzzer1]

Children claiming to have memories of a previous life is very common apparently. They often talk about their 'other family' or how they died. It's fascinating, they say they lose all recollection of these memories by about the age of 5.

That is because they are all seeing all knowing until they get minced into the sheeple machine of so-called Education.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Children claiming to have memories of a previous life is very common apparently. They often talk about their 'other family' or how they died. It's fascinating, they say they lose all recollection of these memories by about the age of 5.

That is because they are all seeing all knowing until they get minced into the sheeple machine of so-called Education.

Oh no! Like reverse Soylent Green.