Cricket Thread

[waspish]

We are so poor against spin clueless Crawley and pope are fcuking shite

 

[ancoats]

We want to go home and don't give a shit cricket

I think everybody knows it's their last game as the England coach and backroom staff are done and making way for Bazza

 

[dadnlad]

umpires had enough

 

[supercity88]

Well one positive is that I won't be working tomorrow so I don't need any cricket for company. Another is I'll hopefully still be asleep by the time we've lost by an innings!

 

[jimharri]

Absolutely hilarious. It makes you wonder how we won that first test from a deficit of 550. Yes, it was a dead wicket. Same for both sides, though.

 

[supercity88]

Absolutely hilarious. It makes you wonder how we won that first test from a deficit of 550. Yes, it was a dead wicket. Same for both sides, though.

It didn't spin like the last two!

 

[jimharri]

How does Crawley keep getting the nod? Answers on a postcard to.....

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Most of the team haven’t experienced pitches like this, and it shows.

Our spinners are much worse than theirs too.

You can tell they have an Aussie in charge. Lose the first test and then demand slow, low wickets that spin enough.

India did the same against New Zealand, but that doesn’t seem to be working.

 

[jimharri]

How does Crawley keep getting the nod? Answers on a postcard to.....

49 tests, averaging 32.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

49 tests, averaging 32.

There’s no one else. Dan Lawrence was used when Creepy was injured.