Cricket Thread

[meeesh]

Even proving to be shite at the hit and hope format now, Christ we really are bang average at this cricket lark

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Even proving to be shite at the hit and hope format now, Christ we really are bang average at this cricket lark

We’re missing half a team, to be fair.

 

[waspish]

What's up with us we can't bat

 

[discopop]

That Bridgetown square is fucking turgid though, it was like paint dry the last time we played a test there, even through my rum punch infused head it was grim watching

 

[crooky]

3 runs an over in an ODI.

I'm not watching that dross.

 

[discopop]

It comes to something that a pitch can make a player like Phil Salt look more like Chris Tavaré

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Whose genius idea was it to play Jamie Overton as a specialist number 8 batsman?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

At least we’ll know the result before bedtime.

 

[discopop]

Fed his ego

 

[waspish]

Can't be arsed watching the game after we went 3 down that pitch looks shite