BlueMoonday
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Hope he gets to keep that top
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- Thread starter Gabriel
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Nah not against these horrible screaming cunts, surrounding umpires, screaming in players faces when they know they can’t get a slap, sarcastic arms round shoulders. Horrible cunts
The arms round the shoulders came after Duckett's "You can't get me out in here". Totally needless, and karma hit him.
jimharri
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You're making excuses for him. I get it; you're Indian. We're all biased towards our own teams. But when his own team mate ushered him away, it tells a tale. I compare your team's behaviour to Pakistan, when they came over during Covid. Their movements were severely restricted , basically confined to their hotels. But they never complained. They play the game hard, certainly. But they're not as yappy as your mob. I'd prefer them over India, any time.The arms round the shoulders came after Duckett's "You can't get me out in here". Totally needless, and karma hit him.
Wasn't it Fred Trueman who told the Rev. David Sheppard "get tha' bloody hands together!" when he missed a catch?I think most experts have said it gets easier to bat on and with us being a bowler down it was always going to be a tough day (especially as we have holey hands!)
Absolute shambles. From the selection, to the bowling, to the catching. Everything bar Crawley and Ducketts opening stand has been amateurish to the extreme. But as long as they are smiling and enjoying their cricket then that’s ok - apparently
discopop
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Unlucky Siraj now off you tootle you twat
Oh dear and I thought it was only the England women cricketers who drop catches;)6 drops in a single innings is ridiculously high, though. One (maybe two) could possibly be classed as difficult chances, but these are supposedly classed as elite cricketers. Do this in the winter, and it'll cost us big time. It actually looks like it'll cost us here. How many runs have been scored by Indian batsmen after they've been dropped in this innings? Jaiswal alone scored 98 more after being dropped on 20. I'm guessing somewhere between 125 and 150 runs?
Bazball and butter fingers.Absolute shambles. From the selection, to the bowling, to the catching. Everything bar Crawley and Ducketts opening stand has been amateurish to the extreme. But as long as they are smiling and enjoying their cricket then that’s ok - apparently
dickie davies
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I predict England to be 58 for 3 at the close
lefty goldblatt
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Our "attack" is making this fucker seem like prime Viv Richards
Although he is batting at the tail, Washington is a batsman.What shit bowling this is to the tail
jimharri
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Would England be bowling the way they are (hopelessly) to avoid going in to bat this evening?
Conspiracy theorist? Me?
Conspiracy theorist? Me?
jimharri
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Nah; I don't think we'll score 400 in that time.Be all over by 2:30 tomorrow
jimharri
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They tried their best to drop another one!
dickie davies
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A winning total!Good spell from Josh Tongue. A fighting total for us. Akash Deep vs Duckett up next.
The highest successful test match run chase at the Oval is 250 (ish) and that was over 100 years ago