Cricket Thread

[waspish]

The bowling has been fucking diabolical England have wanted these Bowles to be ready for the ashes and they can’t bowl consistently! 5/6 and over! Carse has got a wicket but he is bowling hit me for four balls

 

[waspish]

Short full short full wide full short that’s a test match bowler! Archer was bowled the best

 

[BringBackSwales]

Carse 9 an over
Stokes 7 an over
Atkinson 6 an over

Woeful

Did none of them see where Starc was pitching it? Our planning and brainpower are abysmal

 

[meeesh]

One of the shittest bowling attacks in international cricket, smashed all over the park, he might have the only wicket at the moment but them figures off Carse are quite frankly embarrassing

 

[waspish]

Only hope is when the lights come on it does something or we will be lucky to get back in this series

 

[chris63]

Another shit bowler.
Who's this Jack's bloke.

 

[meeesh]

Another shit bowler.
Who's this Jack's bloke.

As bad with the ball as he was with the bat, another new saviour who’ll end up being as shite as the rest

 

[BringBackSwales]

Shambolic batting (Root and Archer excepted), shsmbolic bowling and shsmbolic fielding. The support out there is brilliant and deserves so much better. Need to be at it after lunch, tea, whatever it is

 

[BringBackSwales]

Australia declaring at 850 for 5 just before close tomorrow??

Strikes me with the bounce getting out bowled or lbw a lot less likely than on other pitches therefore best not to give your wicket away flashing at wide deliveries (England!!)

 

[waspish]

That morning by England in the field was one of worse I’ve seen and I’ve seen some shite! Archer our only hope and he can only bowl around 12/15 overs a day! The planning for this series was all wrong when you see how the wickets in Australia have been lately! Didn’t anyone think watching Starc bowl how he bowled where he bowled was the way to bowl on there!

 

[Kush45]

Wake up and put TMS on. Bloody Convicts are slapping the ball all over the park. FFS.

 

[melrose40yarder]

Were being out bazballed

 

[antspider]

Were being out bazballed

Not even baseball is it really, they are just waiting for the bad ball, and there has been plenty of them !!!

 

[BringBackSwales]

England seem to have gone all out on pace in the tour selection. Wood and Archer fair enough but Atkinson and Carse, really? Oh for a medium or medium fast bowler to shore up an end, or heaven forbid a spinner, this is just too samey. Oh and is it too much to ask for a wicket keeper who can catch a ball?

 

[jimharri]

Not even baseball is it really, they are just waiting for the bad ball, and there has been plenty of them !!!

Certainly isn't baseball.

;-)

 

[waspish]

Not even baseball is it really, they are just waiting for the bad ball, and there has been plenty of them !!!

Yep Aussies are playing badball cricket and they are feasting on it! Just hope when the lights come on we take 4/5 wickets

 

[meeesh]

Certainly isn't baseball.

;-)

Not far off it

 

[waspish]

Saw enough of carse in the summer to think he is average! Picking him because his height and he supposed to able to get runs! Stokes captaincy hasn’t been great either! Riot archer two players who played well now stokes is over bowling archer because the rest are fcuking shite

 

[waspish]

Oh Australian in game management and breading the game is light years ahead of our players!

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

The difference in bowling stands in star(c)k contrast.