Cricket Thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Tongue on song.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Going well here. Just hope we dont have too many pints with lunch

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Fuck me. Ffs. 8 for 3. Total wank

 

[BringBackSwales]

Time for Duckett and Crawley to be fucked off and two others be given a chance

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

3 wickets down after 4 overs and now this ultimate twat Brook is in.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Fuck my sisters cat. 4 down now.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

England have decided this is a 40 overs an innings game x2. Its a fucking disgrace honestly. Ran out of patience for these they have taken the piss. Play test cricket like a village team.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Boland on now. He has been outstanding this series

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

This is shameful and they're just embarrassing themselves.

 

[Gray]

A 2 day test, fans really getting their monies worth.

 

[yeseye]

Hardly a surprise tbh!
Pathetic.

 

[bluemoon32]

83-8, fucking hell ha

 

[waspish]

No surprise!

There heads are scrambled after go hard go harder it’s hang about get out!

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Its actually impressive at this point

 

[waspish]

It never happen because it’s about the money but once you go 3 down in a five test series should all pack up and go home! Once 3 nil down in Australia players are gone can’t be arsed

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Australia could declare now and I’d still make them favourites.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

The piss heads are shite, beaten by a very average Aussie side. I think the rags of test cricket, India, would have beaten both on the pitches put together for this series.

 

[SMB75]

Well for all the moans at least we're consistent!
Only reason it won't be 6 nil is because their are only 5 test matches.

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Just spoke to my daughter in Melbourne.
'Dad, I've seen 20 wickets.'

I sez "I wish you'd only seen 14."

'No. Means I'm gonna get some beach days now!!!!!'

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Duckett is having a mare of a tour. That video is going to haunt him.

Said all along Bethell aint ready and certainly NOT ready to bat at 3.

Problem for me is we have so many players suited to batting at 5, but we're struggling for a top 3.