Cult Farewell to klipperty

Oh, I'm sure there will not be one jot of trouble, and there will be absolutely no overreacting from the Liverpool fans. There will be no need for Kleenex even if someone mentions how unfair it all has been, no blaming other people for their own failings and absolutely not a single brick, bottle, firework or coin thrown.

Then they can all look forward to Slot's rebirth ceremony, where he'll be announced by a completely sensitive and self aware victory parade, passing through a giant mock up of cilla black's gash, shedding his feyenoord colours to be born again with Liverpool top, perm and naturally hilarious nature, all the whole giving two fingers to a portrait of The Royal Family. Celebrate one and all, the leader of the cult is reborn! Rejoice in him and denounce all others, and pity the unbelievers, for next year is always their year!
 
Wouldn't surprise me if he offers himself for ritual sacrifice him on the centre circle and every fan gets a piece of the **** to eat. Proper weird city with a weird mentality of making anyone attached to them into some revered, godlike figure. Any place that has a statue of Cilla Black has to be pretty odd
 
The Klopp era is built on the quad principle:

1. Hacking scouting database
2. Bus damage
3. FFP cheating
4. Inhalers abuse

Let’s not get caught up in the mass hysteria because the same people give no credit to City or Pep.

No need to take the moral high ground with these wankers.

Good riddance to a duplicitous tosser.
 
If we win tomorrow, SKY will still give 70% of the nights coverage to Asthma FC
 
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