Cult Farewell to klipperty

The problem he has is that the cult expects klopp will retire and go into a lifelong period of mourning like a Victorian widow. Not sure how they'll cope mentally when he pops up in Saudi gurning away and coining in the dirty oil money


They've not won much, but they have assured themselves that they have won the morality cup for the next 35 years or until the next milk cup comes along.
 
As for those teeth! What the fuck was he thinking having them so big? With his resources he could afford the absolute very best in that particular field and got them right to the most infinite measurement. But no, for some unfathomable reason he gets the dental surgeon to coat some paving slabs in white emulsion and ram them into his jawbone.

He probably did it so that he will always be the centre of attention wherever he goes.
 
Have they mentioned his dyed hair yet?
Anyway, no fairytale ending, one premier league at an empty stadium, I'd hoped he'd stay longer
 
Have they mentioned his dyed hair yet?
Anyway, no fairytale ending, one premier league at an empty stadium, I'd hoped he'd stay longer
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It’s fucking ridiculous the amount of shit on Sky, if they do this for Klopp when Pep leaves it should be on a full year!
To be fair I'm not sure when the last time was we had a manager throw the towel in mid season and stay for the remainder of the season. From the second it was announced we knew what was going to happen, luckily the trophies dried up.
 
The problem he has is that the cult expects klopp will retire and go into a lifelong period of mourning like a Victorian widow. Not sure how they'll cope mentally when he pops up in Saudi gurning away and coining in the dirty oil money

Whilst fist pumping and badge beating while running to his clubs home end.
 

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