Daftest thing you've done.

mcmanus

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I'm in the cosy confines of an Oldsmobile... parke
Speaks for itself, but I am on about idiot moments but not I dumped this girl/lad stuff.

... right I'm first. After half an hour of my smoke alarm beeping every minute I went to inspect it. Pulled it down and it was wired up not batteries so I just thought fuck....... me, my burnt and bent scissors ended up in my beroom.
 
mcmanus said:
Speaks for itself, but I am on about idiot moments but not I dumped this girl/lad stuff.

... right I'm first. After half an hour of my smoke alarm beeping every minute I went to inspect it. Pulled it down and it was wired up not batteries so I just thought fuck....... me, my burnt and bent scissors ended up in my beroom.

Similar...


Had a broken plug socket with a broken plug in it. A metal knife will shift that.
 
Went to work at 7.30 this morning to be told i am on holiday, forgot i booked it off.
 
I was being some rubbish in my backyard

The fire wasn't going so i got my petrol can and splashed a bit on

Only to see a small flame coming out of the spout of said petrol can

(Which was 3/4 full)
 
BimboBob said:
mcmanus said:
Speaks for itself, but I am on about idiot moments but not I dumped this girl/lad stuff.

... right I'm first. After half an hour of my smoke alarm beeping every minute I went to inspect it. Pulled it down and it was wired up not batteries so I just thought fuck....... me, my burnt and bent scissors ended up in my beroom.

Similar...


Had a broken plug socket with a broken plug in it. A metal knife will shift that.

Hurts doesn't it.

Next thing I knew was the girl from next door flat knocking on my door asking 'McManus my telly and lignts ain't do you know anything about electricity?'
 

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