foetus
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Don't really know to be honest. Women ay?BimboBob said:
I did get quite drunk and pass out in her bed though :/
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Daftest thing you've done.
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I did get quite drunk and pass out in her bed though :/
Uwe Already
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BimboBob said:mcmanus said:Speaks for itself, but I am on about idiot moments but not I dumped this girl/lad stuff.
... right I'm first. After half an hour of my smoke alarm beeping every minute I went to inspect it. Pulled it down and it was wired up not batteries so I just thought fuck....... me, my burnt and bent scissors ended up in my beroom.
Similar...
Had a broken plug socket with a broken plug in it. A metal knife will shift that.
Hertz doesn't it. ;)
Mine would be pretending to throw my wife in the sea at Teignmouth, Devon (one for Dawlish Dave) on a weekend away, only to have us both fall in (slightly rat arsed) - thats when I realised I hadn't packed any spare trousers...
Bilboblue
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Tried to impress a lady by running across railway lines at midnight pissed up with the two live rails in between the tracks.
Cannot believe to this day I was such a fkn idiot, she wasn't even a 7/10, I was just young, dumb and full of cum.
Cannot believe to this day I was such a fkn idiot, she wasn't even a 7/10, I was just young, dumb and full of cum.
mcmanus
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foetus said:Don't really know to be honest. Women ay?BimboBob said:foetus said:Flying to Brisbane to see a girl I had been keeping in contact with (we'd had a one night stand a few months before). Long story short, she kicked me out of her house after a night and never spoke to me again. I had 3 days to kill in Brisbane...there's nothing to do there.
Kicked you out for what?
I did get quite drunk and pass out in her bed though :/
Read my OP foetus.
No girl/lad stuff just daft stuff. Aren't you from Aus?
Challenger1978
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BimboBob said:foetus said:Flying to Brisbane to see a girl I had been keeping in contact with (we'd had a one night stand a few months before). Long story short, she kicked me out of her house after a night and never spoke to me again. I had 3 days to kill in Brisbane...there's nothing to do there.
Kicked you out for what?
Maybe he Wiped his cock on her curtains after he was done.
Maybe when he was so pissed he shoved his cock in a hole she didn't want it shoving in.
Fuck the list in endless of fucked up things he might of done while pissed.
foetus
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Whoops my bad. Yeah Sydney.mcmanus said:Read my OP foetus.
No girl/lad stuff just daft stuff. Aren't you from Aus?
I once ate a candle for a drunk dare. Better?
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dronefromsector7g
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Put sugar in the fridge
mcmanus
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dronefromsector7g said:Put sugar in the fridge
Just took mine out.
Can sugar blow up in cold temperatures?
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In fact realised I shouldn't have typed this here.
mcmanus
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foetus said:Whoops my bad. Yeah Sydney.mcmanus said:Read my OP foetus.
No girl/lad stuff just daft stuff. Aren't you from Aus?
I once ate a candle for a drunk dare. Better?
Just about.
Have you ever had a four way fight with a dingo, a kangaroo and a donk?