Daily Mail player ratings vs Chelsea

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I've just read the match report from the Daily Fail, and came across Sam Cunningham's player ratings.

They were so absurd in so many ways I thought they deserved their own thread.

Adarabioyo with the same mark as Caballero! Hahahahahaha!

Manchester City (4-4-2): Caballero 5; Zabaleta 5, Adarabioyo 5, Demichelis 5, Kolarov 5; Celina 5 (Barker 53, 6), Fernando 5.5 (Humphreys 79, 5), A Garcia 5.5, Garcia 6; Iheanacho 6, Faupala 7.5

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ni-s-youngsters-fall-short.html#ixzz40qCHQfn5
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So all the defenders and keeper got a 5. Can't fault him for low marks for a defence that conceded five, but they weren't equally responsible.
 
Manchester City (4-4-2): Caballero 5; Zabaleta 5, Adarabioyo 5, Demichelis 5, Kolarov 5; Celina 5 (Barker 53, 6), Fernando 5.5 (Humphreys 79, 5), A Garcia 5.5, Garcia 6; Iheanacho 6, Faupala 7.5

Quoted the ratings as they are that fucking ridiculous

Our best players were Zabaleta 6.5, Adarabioyo 7.5, Garcia 7.5, Iheanacho 7, Faupala 7
 
I've just read the match report from the Daily Fail, and came across Sam Cunningham's player ratings.

They were so absurd in so many ways I thought they deserved their own thread.

Adarabioyo with the same mark as Caballero! Hahahahahaha!

Manchester City (4-4-2): Caballero 5; Zabaleta 5, Adarabioyo 5, Demichelis 5, Kolarov 5; Celina 5 (Barker 53, 6), Fernando 5.5 (Humphreys 79, 5), A Garcia 5.5, Garcia 6; Iheanacho 6, Faupala 7.5

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ni-s-youngsters-fall-short.html#ixzz40qCHQfn5
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Haha. This is so obsurd it discredits all papers in their entirety. Seriously. The whole thing is fraud.
 
Player ratings are usually done by some bored intern, who has one eye on the game and one eye on Facebook or Pornhub.

City lose 5-1? All the defence must've been shit so I'll give them 5/10.

Anyone hoping for insightful analysis of individual performances in newspaper ratings will be perpetually disappointed.
 
The disgusting thing is that they will make ridiculous amounts of money off this shit. It is not even close to telling a picture of what happened. Absolutely disgraceful.
 
The disgusting thing is that they will make ridiculous amounts of money off this shit. It is not even close to telling a picture of what happened. Absolutely disgraceful.

I suspect they'll make to close to fuck all off that shit (on its own).
 
Fernando 5.5???? is that how many steps he took in the whole game when he wasnt standing still?
 
I suspect they'll make to close to fuck all off that shit (on its own).

Guaranteed I am looking for an outlet but the relativity between the scorings is nigh on insanity. It it proof that the someone who is reporting it did not watch the game.
 

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