Daniel Taylor doing his best to unsettle the club

[johnny on the spot]

So, two-bit hack shit head attempts to unsettle the world's richest club during the advent week of one ball-buster of a Manchester derby, whose result is writ large in big blue fuck-off capital letters on the inner eyelids of every rag in the country and beyond? Whose pathetic attempts to hash and re-hash proven stinking shit out of the Mail's chod bin? Stinking, wrong, lying shit proven so by dedicated observers at City's training ground, watching every day for the last 6 months?

Well you do your fucking worst, Taylor. You are a sorry bastard excuse for a sports journalist and I am calling you out, you irrelevant slime. I celebrate when I see your dim-witted shit. It confirms your crashing, terrible, embarrassing ignorance to the world and we laugh off our heads and rejoice that we aren't such stupid fucks.

 

[bluenova]

Daniel Taylor has been shit stirring about City since Keegan was here.

He's the Manchester correspondent - he's bound to write about us sometimes. Google his name and Man Utd and you'll find enough rags who say the same thing. There are articles critical of the big four written every day because people read them.

Daniel Taylor is like the 3AM girls and the other gossip merchants. If any city fans are going to get upset by the he said/she said crap then they'll spend a lot of time crying into their pillows because this is just the start. We are a story now, so people will write about us.

 

[Matt Diablo]

In other news:

The world first "unsinkable" ship left Southampton bound for New York on it's maiden journey.

*plagiarism alert*

No worries there, no one could possibly discount you must be the funniest sharpest Blue there is...honest

 

[michaelo]

In other news:

The world first "unsinkable" ship left Southampton bound for New York on it's maiden journey.

Cool.....My mate Leo and his missus Kate won a trip on that :)