Darren Campbell The Huge Manchester United Fan

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

hes my second cousin :)

You know what they say;

''You can pick your friends, but not your family''.

Don't worry about it. We've all got eccentrics in our families!

ha ha not spoken to him since i was about 11 i used to do his mums garden every summer for pocket money, ive never seen a living room with so many trophies in it.

All that bronze, they must have got through some Brasso!

 

[harry the plumber]

We do go on a bit sometimes.
All he says is that he is a rag and likes to watch his team on tv.
He as 3 kids and might not want to leave them and feck off to the match,
As for who he is and what he has done.
For starters an olympic gold relay medal and a individual silver medal.
So as a sportsman unless your Ricky Hatton there is not a man or woman on here who is justified in mocking him.

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

Wasn't he on our books before someone realised all he could do was run a bit fast and off he he went athletics. Still a Rag...

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

We do go on a bit sometimes.
All he says is that he is a rag and likes to watch his team on tv.
He as 3 kids and might not want to leave them and feck off to the match,

Such a huge united fan needs a little reminder of his priorities in that case

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

hes my second cousin :)

You're fucking happy about that?

yeah mate im thrilled out of my fucking mind mate ive got posters and everything, what do you fecking think.

Well he is an olympic gold medallist, i would be quite impressed with that

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Cant be a proper red otherwise no doubt the word MASSSIVE would have had an airing as oopposed to 'huge?'

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Yes not just any old manchester united folks, but a HUGE manchester united fan! And what way do such huge united fans like to spend their weekend? Watching manchester united in high definition of course! Not for darren is the standard definition tv good enough, oh no, only high definition will do for such a huge fan like Darren

listen to some of the guff he`s come out with over the years, i quickly realise this campell bloke really is as numb as a piss-stone. with each passing year he has confirmed my opinion

 

[laserblue]

such a huge fan he'd rather watch the rags on tv than actually go to a match now and again. maybe because he can't get complimentaries now he's retired from running. he's always had that typical arrogant rag cock attitude we all know & love.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Wasn't he on our books before someone realised all he could do was run a bit fast and off he he went athletics. Still a Rag...

You mean a bit like Theo Walcott?

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Ive met him at a car valeting place in chorlton .. great bloke

What are his prices like? Does he run around the car,wash and dry it in a Billy Whizz stylie?