Darts

corky1970 said:
i was going to watch it , but then realised i had to pop s spot on my arse.





shite game for fat middleaged pub going silly shirt wearing beer bellied ugly wifed silly fucking sponsored shirt knobknecked bellends with fucking fat silly shirted middle aged silly shirt wearing FAT silly shirt wearing *****


If you have to pop spots on your ass you must be a lazy **** then, try getting off it and giving it some air ;o)
 
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corky1970 said:
shite game for fat middleaged pub going silly shirt wearing beer bellied ugly wifed silly fucking sponsored shirt knobknecked bellends with fucking fat silly shirted middle aged silly shirt wearing FAT silly shirt wearing *****
My 10yr old son plays.......any of the above apply to him........???
 
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Garrinchas---Dog said:
corky1970 said:
shite game for fat middleaged pub going silly shirt wearing beer bellied ugly wifed silly fucking sponsored shirt knobknecked bellends with fucking fat silly shirted middle aged silly shirt wearing FAT silly shirt wearing *****
My 10yr old son plays.......any of the above apply to him........???


Is he pub going?
 
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Lucky13 said:
Garrinchas---Dog said:
corky1970 said:
shite game for fat middleaged pub going silly shirt wearing beer bellied ugly wifed silly fucking sponsored shirt knobknecked bellends with fucking fat silly shirted middle aged silly shirt wearing FAT silly shirt wearing *****
My 10yr old son plays.......any of the above apply to him........???


Is he pub going?
No mate hes got a board at home hes been playing for 2yrs,i dont play darts but he wanted to try it and for 10yrs old he is showing some talent
 
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corky1970 said:
Garrinchas---Dog said:
corky1970 said:
shite game for fat middleaged pub going silly shirt wearing beer bellied ugly wifed silly fucking sponsored shirt knobknecked bellends with fucking fat silly shirted middle aged silly shirt wearing FAT silly shirt wearing *****
My 10yr old son plays.......any of the above apply to him........???

no ..just you

carry on

nice shirt
Your attempt a comedy needs more work.........
 
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corky1970 said:
Garrinchas---Dog said:
corky1970 said:
no ..just you

carry on

nice shirt
Your attempt a comedy needs more work.........

i wasnt trying to be funny

i was being cruel
But i don't play mate....so as i say your attempt was poor


We could have a little match up if you want...Your son against mine?
We could have a few pennies on it?...let me know when you want to get in on...
 
Re: Darts

corky1970 said:
Garrinchas---Dog said:
corky1970 said:
i wasnt trying to be funny

i was being cruel
But i don't play mate....so as i say your attempt was poor


We could have a little match up if you want...Your son against mine?
We could have a few pennies on it?...let me know when you want to get in on...[youtube][/youtube]

i dont have any bad shirts, and my son and i are far too good looking to play such a non sport
Even my lad is laughing at you now........corky when your in a hole....stop digging
 
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corky1970 said:
Garrinchas---Dog said:
corky1970 said:
i dont have any bad shirts, and my son and i are far too good looking to play such a non sport
Even my lad is laughing at you now........corky when your in a hole....stop digging

its quarter past 10 shouldn't he be in bed ?

im aint digging no hole , merely mocking darts

cos its for ugly fat men, of which is the total opposite of moi because im fit and handsome

my mum told me the other day i was and i fucking quote sunshine " im her handsome little soldier "






suck on that dartyboy
What a pisscan you are corky.........anyway the offer is still open if you want it
and if im being honest mate i would put my lad up against YOU without a worry.

Its saturday night mate and we let him stay up and watch motd.......dont you?
 

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