David Answers Tweets

[bobby chariots]

They should have got him a nice Bakewell tart from a bakery, not one of those mass-produced jobbies. SACK THE BOARD.

Quite right! Why oh why do we always have to fuck things up!
He immediately sussed it was a mass produced piece of crap, and took a small bite only out of politeness.
The lads keep taking him to Tiger Tiger AND the backroom staff are feeding him hydrogenated fats...is there a conspiracy to drive him away from Manchester?

Tartgate!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Ohhhhh, David Silva,
He's our midfielder, likes Bakewell tarts,
Uses products on his hair but doesn't know what they are called,
Can't speak English yet but he's magic on the ball...

 

[FuZzY]

Finally.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrTtQ75l7-8&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

@jonesy83djj

#askdavid what shampoo do you use? Your hair always looks lovely. Can I stroke your hair David?

No prizes for guessing who jonesy is, eh GSC? ;-)

 

[Limmer]

Re: Re: David Answers Tweets

Ohhhhh, David Silva,
He's our midfielder, likes Bakewell tarts,
Uses products on his hair but doesn't know what they are called,
Can't speak English yet but he's magic on the ball...

Lol

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Finally.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrTtQ75l7-8&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

@jonesy83djj

#askdavid what shampoo do you use? Your hair always looks lovely. Can I stroke your hair David?

No prizes for guessing who jonesy is, eh GSC? ;-)

I wish I was born in 83 Fuzz. It will be one of the other members of the DSHAP (David Silva Hair Appreciation Posse).

 

[JamesMCFC]

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Ohhhhh, David Silva,
He's our midfielder, likes Bakewell tarts,
Uses products on his hair but doesn't know what they are called,
Can't speak English yet but he's magic on the ball...

Lol

Lmao we have our Silva song!

 

[FuZzY]

Finally.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrTtQ75l7-8&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

@jonesy83djj

#askdavid what shampoo do you use? Your hair always looks lovely. Can I stroke your hair David?

No prizes for guessing who jonesy is, eh GSC? ;-)

I wish I was born in 83 Fuzz. It will be one of the other members of the DSHAP (David Silva Hair Appreciation Posse).

83 doesn't have to be the birth year though does it? ;-)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

@jonesy83djj

#askdavid what shampoo do you use? Your hair always looks lovely. Can I stroke your hair David?

No prizes for guessing who jonesy is, eh GSC? ;-)

I wish I was born in 83 Fuzz. It will be one of the other members of the DSHAP (David Silva Hair Appreciation Posse).

83 doesn't have to be the birth year though does it? ;-)

I would say it could be the number of satisfied sexual partners I've had, but it's only 2 digits.

 

[malg]

Fuck me, 2 years and he can't talk English.....what next - refuse to play!

Anyway, good bloke. Love the way he didn't want to eat the base of the Bakewell because of the doctor and his diet. How the fuck does this sit with Brit players drinking lager! We still have a lot to learn from players like Silva.

 

[Silvas_Left_Foot]

Re: Re: David Answers Tweets

Ohhhhh, David Silva,
He's our midfielder, likes Bakewell tarts,
Uses products on his hair but doesn't know what they are called,
Can't speak English yet but he's magic on the ball...

Lol

Lmao we have our Silva song!

Love this. It must be the missing song. Need to get this around<br /><br />-- Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:29 pm --<br /><br />

2 years and he can't talk English.

Worring that is hope he is trying to learn.