De Jong song !!

niggeeeeel de jong,
nigeeelll de jonnnnggggggg,
his wife is called ding,
and she plays with his dong
 
NIGEL DE JONG, DE JONG,
HES SMALL BUT HES FUKIN STRONG,
HE WORKS OF HIS FUKIN SLONG,
NIGEL DE JONG, DE JONG!!!
 
Nigel De Jong, De Jong
He's small, but he's fuckin strong
City is where he belongs
He's Nigel De Jong, De Jong

or


Stand up if you love De Jong
(repeat ad nasuem)

or

The shins go breaking one by one
De Jong, De Jong
The legs go snapping two by two
De Jong, De Jong
The shins go breaking, the legs go snapping
___________ is down are we're all clapping
woah woah woah
(repeat)
 
He's a Knock off Nigel, it's Nigel De Jong,
He's a Knock-off Nigel, and this is his song,
he's a knock -off nigel, its NIGEL DE JONG!
 
De de der de da
De de der de da
De de der de da

Start spreading the news, he's playing today

He's gonna break up every teams attack DE JONG, DE JONG

These vagabond Blues are longing to play and right at the very heart of it is DE JONG,DE JONG

Its up to you De Jong De Jooooonnnnngg

De de der de da
De de der de da
De de der de da


Frank would have loved this one..........!!!
 
Few too many songs about cocks here for my liking. Plus from what I remember last time we said a black player had a big one we were all suddenly racists!

Got to be pink panther one, it's the only one that will get going.
 
True_Blue69 said:
Few too many songs about cocks here for my liking. Plus from what I remember last time we said a black player had a big one we were all suddenly racists!

Got to be pink panther one, it's the only one that will get going.

Agree its getting a bit weird all these cock songs.
We used to have top songs whats happened???
 
rickyyt said:
True_Blue69 said:
Few too many songs about cocks here for my liking. Plus from what I remember last time we said a black player had a big one we were all suddenly racists!

Got to be pink panther one, it's the only one that will get going.

Agree its getting a bit weird all these cock songs.
We used to have top songs whats happened???


Ahem........what about De de der de da, start spreading the news?

eh!
 
Nigels gonna f*ck you up, Nigels gonna knock you down, Nigels gonna bite your legs and assault you

Don't try to win the ball or Nigels gonna make you fall, Nigels gonna f*ck you up and destroy you

Nigels gonna f*ck, Nigels gonna f*ck, f*ck you up.

I'm joking of course, singing a Rick Astley song would be almost as bad as Aston Villa singing Agbonlahor to Boy George. In fact even worse. Stick to the cock songs if you ask me.
 

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