De jong song.

[Thaksin's Postman]

to the adebayor tune
".costs less than berbatov......."?

Yep

nice

 

[TatersDeep]

To the style of cops from the tv series:
De Jong
De Jong
what you gonna do when he comes for you

Simple and could catch on easy enough?

I also think we need to bring a 2009 version of Wonderwall back i used to love singing that top note back in the day!

 

[Why Always Ste]

Yea the cops song would be good however i've heard several times The Smiths - Panic sang in the stadium..Instead of "hang the dj"

it was sang:

Nigel DJ

Nigel DJ

Nigel DJ

Nigel DJ

Nigel DJ Nigel DJ Nigel DJ

Simple yet catchey

 

[WARD21]

In honour of his Amsterdam background

[youtube][/youtube]
Hits From De Jong
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmjXY1BDMEA[/youtube]

Pick it, pass it, fire it up come aloooooong
They'll take a hit from De Joooong!
Knock the ball down just for second
Don't get me wrong its not a new method
Inhale, Exhale - he leaving bodies in his trail
He likes to smoke blunts and big fat cones
Take the ball from you and he'll break your bones
Home skilled and quick, there's blood on the ground - he spilled it
Makes playmakers look shit on the carpet - Kill it
They go down hard when they take a clean hit
In their pants skunky funky smelly green shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As they hits from De Jong....

 

[BlueMoonie]

With a 12 inch shlong, he's every womans dream
He had a baby called kie, with that scouse woman coleen
Her boyfriend wayne, he was shagging a gran
So she wanted a change, and she went for a man
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, by Nigel De Jong

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbqBPmInjQ[/youtube]

 

[penguins4kompany]

(to the tune of 'Rupert the Bear')
Ni-gel, nigel de jong
everyone knows his name..

 

[King Of The Kippax]

With a 12 inch shlong, he's every womans dream
He had a baby called kie, with that scouse woman coleen
Her boyfriend wayne, he was shagging a gran
So she wanted a change, and she went for a man
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, by Nigel De Jong

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbqBPmInjQ[/youtube]

LOL Like it

 

[Maly]

With a 12 inch shlong, he's every womans dream
He had a baby called kie, with that scouse woman coleen
Her boyfriend wayne, he was shagging a gran
So she wanted a change, and she went for a man
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, by Nigel De Jong

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbqBPmInjQ[/youtube]

Brilliant. Best one yet in my opinion.

 

[gary111]

With a 12 inch shlong, he's every womans dream
He had a baby called kie, with that scouse woman coleen
Her boyfriend wayne, he was shagging a gran
So she wanted a change, and she went for a man
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, knocked up by Nigel
knocked up by Nigel, by Nigel De Jong

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbqBPmInjQ[/youtube]

ahahaa