Death in Paradise

[Henkeman]

Deeply silly.

But quite good fun.

And then there's Sara Martins....

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Sara Martins, oui oui.

 

[In the land of Barcodes]

Love it, fantastic show

Silly but it has the Ship's Cat in it, what's not too like?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Sara Martins, oui oui.

Is that her in the rouge slacks?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Sara Martins, oui oui.

Is that her in the rouge slacks?

Dunno I'm watching Scrubs.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Not sure why but i really like it, preferred Ben Miller but the BT guy isnt too bad.

The new policewoman (think its the girl the cat was talking to in the bar earlier) is stupidly fit.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Sara Martins, oui oui.

Is that her in the rouge slacks?

Dunno I'm watching Scrubs.

Wanker. I've just flicked over from Bring Back Borstal for that.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Is that her in the rouge slacks?

Dunno I'm watching Scrubs.

Wanker. I've just flicked over from Bring Back Borstal for that.

I'm now transfixed by her pantalon rouge, what an arse she has.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Dunno I'm watching Scrubs.

Wanker. I've just flicked over from Bring Back Borstal for that.

I'm now transfixed by her pantalon rouge, what an arse she has.

That's fuck all to the big tubby I'm spying in short grey flannels.

 

[Henkeman]

Dunno I'm watching Scrubs.

Wanker. I've just flicked over from Bring Back Borstal for that.

I'm now transfixed by her pantalon rouge, what an arse she has.

It is utterly amazing. Explaining why I'm drooling is a challenge when that's on.

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Sara Martins, oui oui.

She is so fit, if she left the show I would stop watching it

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

I'd ride that 'til the cows came home.

Well for at least 30 seconds.

 

[Danny Hoekman]

Sara Martins, oui oui.

She is so fit, if she left the show I would stop watching it

Have a look at her in the pole dancing and orgy scenes in Pigalle, la nuit.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Important question about the show

or

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Watching Cucumber instead on 4 filmed in town so we are building spotting lol

 

[Henkeman]

Important question about the show

or

Er. Is both not an option? If they're not up for girl on girl i can do alternate nights.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Important question about the show

or

Er. Is both not an option? If they're not up for girl on girl i can do alternate nights.

Both doesnt enter into the spirit in which the question was asked.

I do like them both, leaning towards the new girl, then Sara mills up in some shorts and i'm back to square one.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

'Til I got tongue calluses.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Is this what we're spending our licence money on? Sending Z-List, Doctors/Holby-tier actors on a Carribean jolly for a few weeks at at a time each to produce this terrible repetitive shit? Kris Fucking Marshall? The receptionist from Alan Partridge and the awful Smack the Pony? Him from Looking For Eric? NEIL CUNTING MORRISSEY?

 

[BimboBob]

Is this what we're spending our licence money on? Sending Z-List, Doctors/Holby-tier actors on a Carribean jolly for a few weeks at at a time each to produce this terrible repetitive shit? Kris Fucking Marshall? The receptionist from Alan Partridge and the awful Smack the Pony? Him from Looking For Eric? NEIL CUNTING MORRISSEY?

For once mate, just this once, I am going to stand up, shuffle alongside, and stand, shoulder to shoulder, next to you. Proud. Proud to be with you. To fight the fight.