Deaths in London 1632

Extract from Samuel Pepys diaries 1632. "After 10 pints of strong lager (Ye falling down water) and a vindaloo in ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, Fleet Street we kicked 7 colours of shite out of some Millwall supporters. Several fatalities expected"
 
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willipp said:
'Suddenly' surely isn't a cause of death. Also if you're killed by several accidents then you clearly are very clumsy and can't have any complaints.
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I assumed it must have been the Billy Ocean hit, but come to think of it that Angry Anderson song from Kylie and Jason's wedding would have pushed me over the edge.
 
fanatic1 said:
Extract from Samuel Pepys diaries 1632. After 10 pints of strong lager (Ye falling down water) and a vindaloo in ye Cheshire Cheese, Fleet Street we kicked 7 colours of shite out of some Millwall supporters. Several fatalities expected.
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Oh man them Millwall fans are at risk of dying from Purples now
 
Maintainin said:


  • Ague = feverish illness, often malaria

  • Apoplex = stroke (the rupture or clogging of a blood vessel in the brain), paralysis resulting from a stroke - sometimes also refers to other spontaneous causes of internal bleeding like burst aneurysms

  • Meagrom = migraine, severe headache - this obvious symptom could be deadly if it originated from things like a brain tumor, bleeding within the brain / stroke, concussion / TBI / swelling within the brain...

  • Bloody flux, scowring, flux = dysentery / bloody diarrhea or otherwise severe diarrhea, often from diseases like cholera

  • Childbed = death during or shortly after giving birth

  • Chrisomes = death of unbaptized infant / death of infant less than a month old

  • Colick, stone, and strangury = severe abdominal pain, bladder/kidney stones, rupture in abdomen (appendicitis, bladder rupture, etc)

  • Consumption = tuberculosis

  • Cut of the stone = died during/from the surgery to cut out bladder/kidney stones

  • Dropsie and swelling = edema, swelling of a body part

  • Falling sickness = epilepsy, seizures

  • Flocks and small pox = smallpox, other diseases causing pustules over the body like cowpox and chickenpox

  • French pox = syphilis poxy french twats spreading the lurgies

  • Jaundies = jaundice, yellowing of the skin and eyes often a symptom of liver failure

  • Jawfain = "jaw fallen" / lockjaw, often tetanus

  • Impostume = abscess, a deep infection full of pus

  • King's Evil = scrofula, aka tuberculosis infection of the neck glands. The touch of a king was said to cure this disease.

  • Lethargie = depression?

  • Livergrown = unknown, some think it might have been another term for rickets or it could be from diseases which resulted in a swollen, enlarged liver - things like chronic alcoholism, hepatitis, or congestive heart failure.

  • Made away themselves = suicide

  • Murthered = murdered

  • Over-laid = infant that died after being unintentionally smothered / parent rolled onto them while sleeping

  • Starved at nurse = insufficient breast milk, or the child had a disease that caused them to "fail to thrive" / not gain weight and die even though being fed

  • Palsie = palsy, paralysis or other muscle difficulties

  • Piles = hemorrhoids severe case of the shat shits whilst glued to the bogs

  • Planet = aka planet-struck, any very sudden severe illness or paralysis that was thought to result from the "influence" of a planet. Like how the moon (luna) was once thought to cause insanity (creating lunatics).

  • Pleurisie = swollen, inflamed pleura - the membranous tissue surrounding the lungs

  • Purples = bruising, especially wide-spread - many causes

  • Spotted feaver = typhus or meningitis

  • Quinsie = tonsillitis / inflamed tonsils, especially when abscessed and obstructing breathing

  • Rising of the lights = as an organ meat, lungs are often called "lights" because they are very light-weight organs. Nobody's sure about what exactly "rising of the lights" was, but it may be related to severe coughing and the perception that during a cough the lungs would rise up in the chest. Perhaps croup, a respiratory disease causing a severe 'barking' cough.

  • Suddenly = unknown sudden death

  • Surfet = overeating / gluttony, vomiting from overeating. Aside from direct "death from overeating" it may have been a grouping for many types of death that often went along with being overweight - death from untreated diabetes, cushing's disease, heart failure, etc. "Surfet" also might have been the cause-of-death given if someone over drank, passed out, and died from aspirating their own vomit.

  • Teeth = dental infection leading to death

  • Thrush = yeast overgrowth / yeast infection of mouth (or genitals)

  • Tympany = either abdominal tumor growth, or other bloating/distension of the abdomen - especially when air or gas is caught within the abdomen or intestines, causing a hollow sound when thumped

  • Tissick = cough, can also refer to the coughing and wasting away of tuberculosis

  • Scoused = Spat on by the scousers
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I thought “planet” was an allergic reaction to the environment but no @Blue Mist was, for once albeit accidentally, right when he said he’d been killed by Neptune!!
 
Blue Mist said:
13 were killed by planet !!!! Just wtf.

'I'm sorry Mrs Mist but I have to inform you that your husband has been killed by Neptune'
'Well, that's all right then, if it had been Saturn, we'll, I don't know what I'd have done, I couldn't have faced the neighbours'
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I've heard uranus can be a dangerous place.
 
I have been working in the garden for years & never had any trouble at all with worms, I can only think they must have been more aggressive back in the day?
 
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