He can skin up the half time spliffsDo we need someone to cut the half time oranges? Do players even still have half time oranges?
Though on second thoughts, having Dele Alli in our dressing room with a knife is probably a bad idea!
Maybe he could blow up balloons when the under 10s team have a birthday party?
He'll go to wrexham
He's not good enough to get into the womens teamJesus.... will you stop it! I saw the thread name and had a heart attack!
(also, he would ruin the women's team
I think you’re confusing him with Micah..Nico O'Reilly in our by18's reminds me a lot in terms of style of play to Delli Ali when he first burst on the scene. I'd prefer to give him a chance in the next couple of seasons.