Delph

[JWP]

It's obviously de bruyne

Hahahah!

 

[BillyShears]

Christ we really are trolling this summer's transfer market. Unbelievable stuff. Can't wait to see what he has to say on his O/S interview ...

 

[g180aj]

You sure they're official ones?

Official for the store

 

[Bleed9320Blue]

 

[DHMCFC]

I have it on good authority that everything in the photo is photoshopped EXCEPT for Delph. The original photo is of him shopping in the Bullring, Birmingham, which has been cleverly replaced with a hospital to trick us all...

why would any sad f er go through the time and effort for that?

 

[Clevers]

His wife gave him a bollocking for not taking the opportunity to escape the shit hole that is Birmingham haha

Probably wants to give birth in Manchester as well.

 

[Lomas has a lob on]

 

[leewill31]

VillaTalk have now come to the conclusion it's Mangala

Its funny on twitter some of the stuff

Isn't Delph with the villa Squad for pre season?

well from AVFC training videos from yesterday he isnt on there at all.

 

[FishFoot]

His wife gave him a bollocking for not taking the opportunity to escape the shit hole that is Birmingham haha

Manchester isn't the place to go then if he wants to avoid a shit hole.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Productivity around Greater Manchester appears to have dropped to around zero. My phone's beeping, emails coming in and I've just rescheduled a meeting.