derby chant for rooney

[daveduke67]

He's bigger than you
he's bigger than youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
there is no shame that rooney's
bigger than you.


Sung at the team, adebayor tune.

He's bigger than me,
He's bigger than me,
I'm twenty two stone,
And he's bigger than me.

(I'm not by the way)

To the famous man utd went to Rome.

That fat cnut Rooneys agent rung up Man City,
That fat cnut Rooneys agent rung up Man City,
That fat cnut Rooneys agent rung up Man City,
And this is what we said.
Who the fuck needs Wayne Rooooney,
Who the fuck needs Wayne Rooooney,
Who the fuck needs Wayne Rooooney,
So he had to stay with you.
Poor twat!

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

You'll finish top 4
You'll finish top 4
Now you kept Rooney
You'll finish top 4

 

[daveduke67]

You'll finish top 4
You'll finish top 4
Now you kept Rooney
You'll finish top 4

You are kidding? I though we were supposed to take the piss not say they'll be doing well?

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

You'll finish top 4
You'll finish top 4
Now you kept Rooney
You'll finish top 4

You are kidding? I though we were supposed to take the piss not say they'll be doing well?

To glory hunters this is possibly the most offensive thing you could say to them believe me I said this to a rag at work I thought he was gonna cry and bring out a wall chart of their "History".

 

[Midlands Blue]

he's shagged some whores on hotel floors
rooney rooney
he's in a single bed at home
rooney rooney
he said 'my team mates they are shite'
he's never been so f*ckin right
wa-ayne rooney cant' spell his own name

 

[sixlashes]

you do the wayne rooney, and you turn around ,he,s fucked you all about.
oh,wayne rooney,heeee,s fucked over fergie,oh wayne rooney,in out,in out
he,s fucked you all about

 

[Blue-Eyes]

Who's that grannyshagging scouser,
Who's that money grabbing whore,
Wayne Rooney is his name
And he sold u out again,
And he wont be winning trophies anymore.........

Go for this.

I'm putting my hand up for this one. It ticks all the boxes in my eyes.

 

[law74]

Unless he does something like feeding a goat then i would just prefer to ignore him and support those in Blue shirts

 

[BarrowBlue]

This is how it feels to be Rooney, this is how it feels to small, this is how it feels when your team means nothing at all!

or

This is how it feels to be Rooney, sleeping with any old whore, this is how it feels when Colleen means nothing at all!

 

[WARD21]

To the tune of let's go f***in mental...


You've got no ambition, you've got no ambition la la la la, la la la la