Derby Day/4-1 jokes

[Kenney_The_Blue]

come on blues I need more than my status this morning,

"I 4-1 am looking forward to work on this fine monday morning, anyone else?"

Fire away...

 

[Bibinho]

as someone posted in another thread when it gets to 12.56 ask a rag fan what time it is hopefully they will give you the answer you want without them realising what they have said :D

 

[Falastur]

"It's just struck me that Moyes is a bit like one of the Three Musketeers. You know the saying: Lose 4-1 and win f*ck all"

Literally just made that up on the spot so I'm sure it could do with some tweaking.

 

[salfordtrueblue]

"It's just struck me that Moyes is a bit like one of the Three Musketeers. You know the saying: Lose 4-1 and win f*ck all"

Literally just made that up on the spot so I'm sure it could do with some tweaking.

all for one

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

come on blues I need more than my status this morning,

"I 4-1 am looking forward to work on this fine monday morning, anyone else?"

Fire away...

One four you rag supporters to forget

 

[BlueSniffer]

After yesterdays humiliating derby defeat, David Moyes has decided to return to Scotland for a 2 day break . For any media queries, David can be contacted in Glasgow on 0141 414 1414.

(or something along those lines)

 

[OABAAB]

Every time you pass a Rag start singing Stevie Wonder's " four once in my life I have someone who needs me"

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

as someone posted in another thread when it gets to 12.56 ask a rag fan what time it is hopefully they will give you the answer you want without them realising what they have said :D

worked :)

got the time, I sat there smiling...

blank expression then...


you ****

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Pellegrini and Moyes in town after the game

After the emotion of yesterday's Manchester Derby, the City and United managers wound down by singing on stage with a mutual hero.

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

seen a few city and united shirts today, more city though, a ratio of about 4 to 1 i'd say

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

I, for one would not lower myself to that.
For one to do that is petty.
For once just leave it.
All for one,and one for all I say.










































4-1

p.s. Happy anniversary on the Maine Road Massacre ;)

 

[teddykgb]

it should have been 6

 

[TFC]

Saw this on fb this morning -

What do united and scousers have in common?

They can't go 90 minutes without Robin....

 

[ancoats]

Re: Pellegrini and Moyes in town after the game

U.N.I.T.E.D that spells f*cking sh*t to me
With a knick knack paddy wack fergie's on the phone

why don't moyes just fu*k off home

 

[samharris]

Re: Pellegrini and Moyes in town after the game

After the emotion of yesterday's Manchester Derby, the City and United managers wound down by singing on stage with a mutual hero.

Thats really good..cant believe no ones commented on it..

except me ;0

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Re: Pellegrini and Moyes in town after the game

After the emotion of yesterday's Manchester Derby, the City and United managers wound down by singing on stage with a mutual hero.

Thats really good..cant believe no ones commented on it..

except me ;0

Thank you sir

 

[samharris]

Re: Pellegrini and Moyes in town after the game

After the emotion of yesterday's Manchester Derby, the City and United managers wound down by singing on stage with a mutual hero.

Thats really good..cant believe no ones commented on it..

except me ;0

Thank you sir

stick it in the United thread for all to see :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Saw this on fb this morning -

What do united and scousers have in common?

They can't go 90 minutes without Robin....

That's very good.

 

[samharris]

It seems one of the wheels has fallen off of the united title race this year..

You guessed it....united really are reliant on Robin..


hat coat taxi bye ;)

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

Re: Pellegrini and Moyes in town after the game

Thats really good..cant believe no ones commented on it..

except me ;0

Thank you sir

stick it in the United thread for all to see :)

Why not.