Derby Day/4-1 jokes

[Taza]

How do you post pictures from an IPAD ?? Got some crackers

 

[BAB.DAB]

Mourinho the special 1
Moyes the chosen 1
Pellegrini the four 1

 

[mammutly]

U.N.I.T.E.D
how they wish we'd just score 3
with a nick knack paddy wack give a a dog a bone
6- 1, 4-1
fuck off home

 

[dom]

U.N.I.T.E.D
how they wish we'd just score 3
with a nick knack paddy wack give a a dog a bone
6- 1, 4-1
fuck off home

Ha Ha ! Love it !!

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

Manchester United players have been forced into changing their toilet routines following Sunday´s humilliation at the hands of noisy neighbours City.
Michael Carrick said " I´m having to use the bathtub now to go for a dump - it´s embarrassing" The geordie midfield schemer went on " my wife and family are complaining all the time but I keep telling them it´s not my fault, it´s Yaya Toure´s coz he´s ripped me so many new arseholes recently"

 

[KingVinnie]

Seen this one somewhere


Mourinho - Special one
AVB - promising one
Pellegrini - Quite one
Moyes - 4-1

 

[DiscoSteve]

Moyes waiting to leave Etihad finds the coach has left without him
He picks up his phone and calls a cab company...
Moyes - "Can I have a taxi to The Swamp please"
Cab Agent - "You'll be wanting one of our specials then sir..."

 

[ancoats]

 

[Bewar3them00n]

That's good, I think I will have to crack the odd one or four out in photoshop later....

New 4-in-1 liquid, Wash those Derby Blues Away!

New Bluemoon 4-in-1 removes all kind of scum!!

I'll get my (lab) coat.....

 

[Q-Blue]

Just rang the Red Cafe and asked them if they've got a table........4-1?

 

[Chris in London]

Okay, I nicked it from RAWK.

Still, when in Rome...

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

What's the difference between Prince Andrew and United

Prince Andrew doesn't miss Fergie

Boom boom

 

[Belfastblue]

It's just been confirmed that the derby win on Sunday was the easiest since Shergar.

 

[cfn1963]

It was a fourone conclusion

 

[Carver]

Manchester City get new official energy bar sponsor.

Club officials were said to be delighted that the company already had the 2013 Derby scores emblazoned on the bar. High5's commercial director said that the 6:1 bar was so 2011 and the new packaging reflected current trends.

 

[blueste41]

How do you post pictures from an IPAD ?? Got some crackers

Tap the image you want to use and click on save image, this will save it to your camera roll.

Now follow the instructions here


<a class="postlink-local" href="http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=136300" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=4&t=136300</a>

When you go to the tiny pic website, tap choose file, tap choose existing and this will bring up your camera roll. Click on the picture you saved earlier.

Now continue to follow the instructions from the above link.

 

[mat]

 

[MCFC97]

U.N.I.T.E.D
how they wish we'd just score 3
with a nick knack paddy wack give a a dog a bone
6- 1, 4-1
fuck off home

Thats amazing hahaha

 

[bigm4m4]

I was talking music to my little rag friend the other day an i asked him what kind of music he liked he said bit of rock in july jazz in august but you can`t beat the blues in september

 

[BUDGE712]

Just rang the Red Cafe and asked them if they've got a table........4-1?

Excellent !!