Derby Day Songs for Beginners

[Wheelsy]

Trying to do song book for Sunday for those Sydney fans that are not so in the know... are there any others you'd add? Nothing too difficult, as I think Boys In Blue may be a touch on the long side to teach...

And can you tell me the tune that Lesson in Pride goes to? (I know how it goes, but to someone that doesn't, how do you describe it?)




Blue Moon
Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone!
Without a dream in my heart!
Without a love of my own…

Who The Fuck are Man United?
Tune: Glory, Glory

The shitty Man United went to Rome To see the Pope
The shitty Man United went to Rome To see the Pope
The shitty Man United went to Rome To see the Pope
And this is what he said:
"FUCK OFF!"

Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
Who the fuck are Man United
As the Blues go marching ON ON ON

Super City
We are City! We are City!
Super City!
From Maine Road…


Lesson in Pride
My father said to me one day
Is it red or blue for you?
And if it’s red you’ll be out the door
And I won’t see you know more

Then one Saturday afternoon
He took me to Moss Side
He said “My son your time has come,
This is a lesson in pride”

You… see the scum you never run
You stand and fight your ground
And when you’ve won on Derby Day
You’re sure to hear this sound

HARK NOW HEAR! THE CITY SING!
UNITED RUN AWAY!
And we will fight, forever more
Because of Derby Day!

We’re Not Really Here
We are not, we're not really here
We are not, we're not really here
Just like the fans of the Invisible man We're not really here!

We All Follow The City
We all follow Man City
Over land and sea (and STRETFORD)
We all follow the City
On to victory…

We Never Win At Home…
Tune: Dambusters

We never win at home
And we never win away
We lost last week and we lost today
But we don't give a fuck
‘Cause we’re all pissed up
M.C.F.C. OK!

CTID
I’m... City 'til I die
I’m City 'til I die
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm City 'til I die
(repeat ad nauseum)

“City are a massive club”
Tune: Whole world in our hands

Each line is sung three times, followed by “Cos City are a massive club!”

• We beat you 2-1 on your special day
• We’re the richest club in all the world
• We broke the transfer record on Deadline Day
• We’ve got more in the bank than you’ve got debt
• We’ll buy Old Trafford and burn it down

Build a Bonfire
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
It's United's favourite song
Wish we had one just as scary
Where the fuck did we go wrong?

Shall we pay…
Shall we pay your debts for you
Shall we pay
Shall we pay
Shall we pay your debts for you

Stephen Ireland/Robinho
Ireland is Superman!
Ireland is Superman!...

We’ve got Robinho!
We’ve got Robinho!..

Vincent Kompany
Tune: Addams Family

At centre back he’s magic
In midfield he’s fantastic
Up front he’d score a hattrick
He’s Vincent Kompany

Carlos Tevez
Tune: Ants go marching one by one...

The neck scar proves he’s lost his head, Tevez, Tevez
You’ll never shag a sexy bird
Tevez, Tevez
You dirty twat, you Argie ****
They’ve sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head

Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na…
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head

Park Ji-Sung
Park, Park, you ugly fuck
You’ve got a face like crispy duck
It could be worse,
You could be gay,
Sharing a room with John O’Shea

 

[stonerblue]

If i die in the kippax street
whoah-oh, woah-oh..........

 

[east2]

In 1963 we fell into division two...

 

[Blue Smarties]

Could someone whip up a song about us signing Robinho and them getting Berbaflop?

 

[Soulboy]

How's about getting 3,000 Blues at the swamp to do...

"Let's all do the Fergie... let's all do the Fergie"

While jumping up and down waving their arms about.

It would look fucking marvellous seeing that!

 

[masterwig]

'We never win at home and we never win away' is described as the Dabusters tune but it doesn't seem to fit that tune to me. Don't know what tune you would call it.

 

[sixlashes]

manchester la la la ,manchester la la la

 

[avoidconfusion]

Never felt more like singing the blues
When City win, United lose
Oh City, you got me singing the blues

 

[Second Skin]

To the tune of Take Me Home Country Road

F*ck off home, United Scum
To the place, that you belong
Down the M6, Kent & Sussex
F*ck off home, United scum

 

[ell]

whoah man city, the only football team to come from manchester