I allowed myself a quick squint at HT, and then I was gonna sneak another look around 2:30 but my ERO texted twice at twenty five past. Why is it that I immediately think a single text equals a Rag goal?
Anyway, in the immortal words of Winnie Churchill: Never in the history of human conflict were so many upset for so long for so few shots on goal! Hahahahahahahah!
And in the immortal words of that famed Norwegian commentator: Paddy Crerand, Blobby Charlton, Nobby Stiles, Olly Fuckin' Murs, Zoe Ball, Terry Christian, Lou Macari, Angus Deayton, Fatty Holmes, Greg Raggerford, Jimmy Ragsbett, Eric Cuntona, your boys took one 'elluva beating!