Diana Vickers

[johnny on the spot]

She is incapable of singing. I mean actually incapable. She aims for this heartfelt folky Cranberrylite warble which actually manifests as something approximate to the death cry of a brain damaged grey seal. Also, her hand gestures while singing are as if controlled by a drunk pensioner via a weak remote signal from somewhere in the Outer Hebrides.



Still would though.

 

[jimharri]

She is incapable of singing. I mean actually incapable. She aims for this heartfelt folky Cranberrylite warble which actually manifests as something approximate to the death cry of a brain damaged grey seal. Also, her hand gestures while singing are as if controlled by a drunk pensioner via a weak remote signal from somewhere in the Outer Hebrides.



Still would though.

I take it you're not a fan of her 'singing' then!

 

[johnny on the spot]

She is incapable of singing. I mean actually incapable. She aims for this heartfelt folky Cranberrylite warble which actually manifests as something approximate to the death cry of a brain damaged grey seal. Also, her hand gestures while singing are as if controlled by a drunk pensioner via a weak remote signal from somewhere in the Outer Hebrides.



Still would though.

I take it you're not a fan of her 'singing' then!

Not really. She'd be great fun as a mute, though.

 

[jimharri]

She is incapable of singing. I mean actually incapable. She aims for this heartfelt folky Cranberrylite warble which actually manifests as something approximate to the death cry of a brain damaged grey seal. Also, her hand gestures while singing are as if controlled by a drunk pensioner via a weak remote signal from somewhere in the Outer Hebrides.



Still would though.

I take it you're not a fan of her 'singing' then!

Not really. She'd be great fun as a mute, though.

There is a way to stop her singing;















































Give her a book to read!!













































You've all got dirty minds!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blue mash up]

Something different?

hmmm

<a class="postlink" href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1TwqE2X55Wg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1TwqE2X55Wg</a>

copycat,copycat

 

[Anonymous]

She's fit but cannot sing.

 

[jimharri]

According to the 'super, soaraway Sun', that young Northern Ireland lad has his feet under the table with her. Will he have any energy left to perform? Er, on the X Factor, I mean!
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/article1959481.ece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... 959481.ece</a>

 

[johnny on the spot]

According to the 'super, soaraway Sun', that young Northern Ireland lad has his feet under the table with her. Will he have any energy left to perform? Er, on the X Factor, I mean!
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/article1959481.ece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... 959481.ece</a>

Funniest thing I've heard all week. What the deuce is that breastmilky little tyke going to accomplish there?

 

[jimharri]

According to the 'super, soaraway Sun', that young Northern Ireland lad has his feet under the table with her. Will he have any energy left to perform? Er, on the X Factor, I mean!
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/article1959481.ece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... 959481.ece</a>

Funniest thing I've heard all week. What the deuce is that breastmilky little tyke going to accomplish there?

The best 2 minutes he'll ever have?

 

[johnny on the spot]

According to the 'super, soaraway Sun', that young Northern Ireland lad has his feet under the table with her. Will he have any energy left to perform? Er, on the X Factor, I mean!
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/article1959481.ece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... 959481.ece</a>

Funniest thing I've heard all week. What the deuce is that breastmilky little tyke going to accomplish there?

The best 2 minutes he'll ever have?

If he's man enough to keep his eyes open, make that 30 seconds.

 

[GStar]

Sh'e hot alright , good voice too , somethin' different about her .

She's got a pair of balls!!

 

[mackenzie]

Diana is a one trick pony. Loved her at first but there is a STINKER of a song in that girl at some point.

 

[jimharri]

Diana is a one trick pony. Loved her at first but there is a STINKER of a song in that girl at some point.

She isn't a great singer. But, as we all know, that needn't be a drawback in the pop business. She looks the part, which helps. And with the modern recording equipment available, you can even make Marcel Marceau sound good!

 

[mackenzie]

Diana is a one trick pony. Loved her at first but there is a STINKER of a song in that girl at some point.

She isn't a great singer. But, as we all know, that needn't be a drawback in the pop business. She looks the part, which helps. And with the modern recording equipment available, you can even make Marcel Marceau sound good!

Nah jim. She has a novelty voice that is wearing thin imo.

 

[jimharri]

Diana is a one trick pony. Loved her at first but there is a STINKER of a song in that girl at some point.

She isn't a great singer. But, as we all know, that needn't be a drawback in the pop business. She looks the part, which helps. And with the modern recording equipment available, you can even make Marcel Marceau sound good!

Nah jim. She has a novelty voice that is wearing thin imo.

Agood point Sharon. The female Gareth Gates? Let's hope Jordan doesn't get her claws on her!

 

[guv]

No idea who Diana Vickers is, but she has a great name for a limerick.

 

[jimharri]

No idea who Diana Vickers is, but she has a great name for a limerick.

Don't know if you're living in the UK. If not, there is a programme called the X Factor (a type of 'talent' show/competition). Diana Vickers is one of the contestants on it, and she is attracting a lot of media attention. Judge for yourself!

 

[Anonymous]

I'd like to bang her back door down.

 

[Armitage]

What's wrong with her voice? - She ain't Irish, so why the accent when she sings?