Did you used to write letters when you were 'courting'?

andyhinch said:
Does it go like this ?
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Now that is a song :-)
The one I'm talking about tells a story of Shirley Brown finding an old love letter high on the shelf. The lines they were so beautiful she read every word and then she read the last line, 'I love you Betty and Betty's not even my name'
Because I posted a vid earlier on here my phone is retaining it so when I try and post the Betty vid, I just get Dionne bloody Warwick.
 
Love letters always remind of something that happened back in the mid 90's. Myself and my mate were seen these two girls (they were best mates), My mate had the more unattractive girl but she was game ball for anything and my girlfriend wasn't...Anyway they always wrote letters to eachother, He wrote a letter one night saying stuff like "ashes to ashes dust to dust without your pussy my dick would rust" a whole A4 page of that sort of stuff. We walked over to their estate and called to her house late at night, his girlfriend was waving out the window and he put the letter through the letterbox, We walked away and we got half ways home all of a sudden we heard a shout behind us "COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS", Her dad running full pelt after us with a golf club in his hand! We legged it he never caught us but we never went back to that estate.

Not surprised he went ape shit we were all only 12 and 13 years old at the time!
 
SWPISHOME said:
Love letters always remind of something that happened back in the mid 90's. Myself and my mate were seen these two girls (they were best mates), My mate had the more unattractive girl but she was game ball for anything and my girlfriend wasn't...Anyway they always wrote letters to eachother, He wrote a letter one night saying stuff like "ashes to ashes dust to dust without your pussy my dick would rust" a whole A4 page of that sort of stuff. We walked over to their estate and called to her house late at night, his girlfriend was waving out the window and he put the letter through the letterbox, We walked away and we got half ways home all of a sudden we heard a shout behind us "COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS", Her dad running full pelt after us with a golf club in his hand! We legged it he never caught us but we never went back to that estate.

Not surprised he went ape shit we were all only 12 and 13 years old at the time!
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Now that is a proper love letter, its so romantic I could shit
 
Barcon said:
I got my first phone when I was 40 and was probably 45 when I first sent a text or used e mail.
I used to send letters to a certain Newfie. Any enclosed dick pics were drawings with some artistic licence ; )
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I've been trying to run it through the enigma machine but just for absolute clarity - just how fucking old are you @Barcon !?! ;-)
 
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