Dilemma.....

[blue81]

I'm finding this all to difficult to understand. Brooklands is such a nice area full of nice people with nice cars,as M33 should be.Unless of course we're talking Brooklands,M23, in which case this sort of behaviour is totally acceptable.

Im M33 actually...Im actually in Sale if the truth be told, but brooklands is my nearest metro stop hence the previous name. These people are ok I think they just need to know they've crossed a line and it won't be tolerated from now on, unlike the wench next door who'd fit in very well with the deeply unpleasant folk on the Jeremy Kyle show.

 

[daveduke67]

Buy yourself a clown outfit and a large axe.
Put costume on and brandish axe.
Go hide in the bin.

 

[Mr White]

Stick a note on your bin politely asking 'whoever' to stop doing it. In the meantime ring the council to ask if padlocking your bin is a felony. I suspect it isn't.

 

[CTID1988]

Seriously, what are you getting out of making up such inane bollocks?!

 

[1961_vintage]

Seriously, what are you getting out of making up such inane bollocks?!

Far more entertaining than "what are you listening to RIGHT NOW" or "what did you have for tea" for example. And, deep down, the guy needs help so why shouldn't he call on his fellow Blue family for guidance in his time of need?

 

[andyhinch]

If I lived in Sale, I'd need help:)

 

[simonk]

Forward your OP onto Womens Realm and the like, and see if they will publish it along with the other banal dross they are big on. Some mouth breathing middle aged woman may have the answer you seek.

 

[toby]

Forward your OP onto Womens Realm and the like, and see if they will publish it along with the other banal dross they are big on. Some mouth breathing middle aged woman may have the answer you seek.

How rude !!!!

 

[andyhinch]

Forward your OP onto Womens Realm and the like, and see if they will publish it along with the other banal dross they are big on. Some mouth breathing middle aged woman may have the answer you seek.

How rude !!!!

If the cap fits:)


Only joking don't beat me!

 

[didactic]

Go and find yourself a mirror.

Sit yourself down in front of it.

Compose yourself.

Look yourself in the eye.

Say the following words:

"Get a fucking life you dick".

Repeat this exercise until such a time as you can tell yourself that you have indeed got yourself a life, demonstrably measured when such minutiae and trivia no longer perturb you.

You will be all the more happier for it.

Hahahaha excellent. :)