Disappearing up your own ar**

[mexico1970]

"I feel like a strawberry matcha is a coming out with your sister thing, rather than an everyday thing," she says.

But you can't get an iced strawberry matcha - or any kind of matcha at Costa Coffee.

Its popularity has in part been driven by its TikTok appeal, with fans posting videos of themselves ordering in its minty fresh decorated cafes or at free tattoo pop up events.

It's a cup of coffee, in fact you could argue it isn't genuinely what a cup of coffee is in spirit because there are so many other things in it.

Today these people can't walk for a quarter of a mile without looking directly into their phone and drink something with a straw in it.

How coffee chains like Costa lost the matcha generation

Costa's owner Coca-Cola is reportedly looking to sell the chain as its popularity cools off. So has something gone wrong?

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[philfodenswristsock]

All of it is pretentious, over priced, nonsense that takes far too long to make. I had to stop going to Starbucks for political reasons but costa is an even shitter version.

 

[mexico1970]

All of it is pretentious, over priced, nonsense that takes far too long to make. I had to stop going to Starbucks for political reasons but costa is an even shitter version.

Adults walking around with cups with straws in their drinks like toddlers, it's gone from just water to some cretin thinking a strawberry flavoured coffee is an "Experience" so much so that they have to share it with everyone else :)

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The modern generation just can’t grow up and be an adult, they always seem to need something new and trendy, like a toddler being given a treat.

Sadly some of them are in charge now. At work they do things like running competitions for the most interesting social media post by an employee or giving ‘kudos’ points to colleagues.

Just. F. Off.

A black coffee or a pot of quality tea, either with an optional drop of milk, is what adults drink.

 

[Lavinda Past]

The world is genuinely fucked. There is little or no hope for future generations. Anyone planning or even hoping to bring kids into this shitty, self-obsessed society must be mental.

It's Sodom and Gomorrah, and it will only get worse.

 

[mexico1970]

The world is genuinely fucked. There is little or no hope for future generations. Anyone planning or even hoping to bring kids into this shitty, self-obsessed society must be mental.

It's Sodom and Gomorrah, and it will only get worse.

People are genuinely shocked that you have an opinion that goes against tiktok or fuckbook, it's all about them and their own kids are going to fuck them over and eat them for breakfast.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Genius really that these companies managed to convince the public that a brew in a paper cup should cost a fiver instead of 20p.
Bottled 'spring water' is a similar scam.

 

[Lavinda Past]

People are genuinely shocked that you have an opinion that goes against tiktok or fuckbook, it's all about them and their own kids are going to fuck them over and eat them for breakfast.

The Western world probably needs a war to weed out all the fucking idiots.

 

[mexico1970]

The Western world probably needs a war to weed out all the fucking idiots.

Will the NAAFI wagon serve lattes though? I welcome a war as long as we can still have our phones and vlog it or take selfies from the front.

Could the uniform be shorts, t shirt, a baseball cap and training shoes all in primary colours so that they can be easy targets for the enemy snipers?

 

[normskih]

It's a cup of coffee, in fact you could argue it isn't genuinely what a cup of coffee is in spirit because there are so many other things in it.

Today these people can't walk for a quarter of a mile without looking directly into their phone and drink something with a straw in it.

How coffee chains like Costa lost the matcha generation

Costa's owner Coca-Cola is reportedly looking to sell the chain as its popularity cools off. So has something gone wrong?

www.bbc.co.uk

I had no idea what a matcha was or what it meant, in fact I don’t think I still know what it is. Utter tripe.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I had no idea what a matcha was or what it meant, in fact I don’t think I still know what it is. Utter tripe.

I think you'll find that matcha tea is somewhat different to the lining of a from animal's stomach.

Matcha tea


Tripe

 

[normskih]

I think you'll find that matcha tea is somewhat different to the lining of a from animal's stomach.

Matcha tea
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Tripe
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True but neither would I waste my cash on.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I think you'll find that matcha tea is somewhat different to the lining of a from animal's stomach.

Matcha tea
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Tripe
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Every day is a school day.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[abu13]

Anyone who gets coffee from Starbuck or Costa are cnuts, but then sgsin i think everyone are cnuts :)

 

[heslops barnet]

I live in a suburb of Stockport and the amount of fukers walking around with cups of coffee in one hand and designer dogs in the other is hilarious, I just laugh at the gullible cunts

 

[mexico1970]

I had no idea what a matcha was or what it meant, in fact I don’t think I still know what it is. Utter tripe.

Smoking fake puffing billy cigs and coffee that doesn’t taste of coffee, edgy fuckers are doing it all wrong ;-)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I live in a suburb of Stockport and the amount of fukers walking around with cups of coffee in one hand and designer dogs in the other is hilarious, I just laugh at the gullible cunts

I'm shocked that people in Stockport can walk upright. When did this happen?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

It's a cup of coffee, in fact you could argue it isn't genuinely what a cup of coffee is in spirit because there are so many other things in it.

Today these people can't walk for a quarter of a mile without looking directly into their phone and drink something with a straw in it.

How coffee chains like Costa lost the matcha generation

Costa's owner Coca-Cola is reportedly looking to sell the chain as its popularity cools off. So has something gone wrong?

www.bbc.co.uk

Hahaha I read this same article this morning and said to the mrs, the world is absolutely fucked.

And Blank Street can fuck off. A fake brand set up by a massive venture capital firm. The whole “cart in Brooklyn” thing is a load of bollocks.

Also all their coffee machines are automated.

Support independent speciality coffee shops and baristas who actually know what they’re doing.

 

[heslops barnet]

Hahaha I read this same article this morning and said to the mrs, the world is absolutely fucked.

And Blank Street can fuck off. A fake brand set up by a massive venture capital firm. The whole “cart in Brooklyn” thing is a load of bollocks.

Also all their coffee machines are automated.

Support independent speciality coffee shops and baristas who actually know what they’re doing.

Or just make a flask of coffee at home before you leave