Any suggestions as to what day of the week we should cram 6 days of work into? What day is convenient for every household across the UK?
Maybe there are reasons why there is a universal service.
It’s OK, we can do the same for all services. Public transport only on a Sunday, work for 7 days, back home early hours and go back the same night. Even better, just live at work and save the need for housing.
Courts, only hold them on a Monday, as, from this way of working, nobody will be able to commit crime apart from the office perv who can’t get their fix of porn.
Tuesday, we could do NHS appointments. Only online as BT and the telephone networks are only allowed to work on Wednesday. Operations can be done with those robot types and general illness can be dealt with an i-phone, down the throat or up the arse.
Thursday will be when we deploy our military, only on a Thursday though, so as to not upset those that we are opposing, meaning that they will know our entire moves.
And Friday, that’s when the police can round up all those who have committed crimes in the workplace, ready for Monday where they can be tried in the courts before being sent back to work as the prison officers only work on Saturdays.
We could fit everything into a one day working week, but that would be daft, wouldn’t it?