Dismal's whinge thread

[JoeMercer'sWay]

I had $5 on 3-1 (at odds of 25/1) for correct score.
Inconsiderate cunts.[/quote

if we've played 7 tests that would've been the score in last winter's Ashes too!]

 

[Scareye]

All this happyness is distracting my hatred for the melted welly that is Carlos Tevez!!!

 

[bluegray]

My kids taking advantage of my good nature when I got back and taking all my money off me

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I have fed arsenic to all the swans on chorlton water park, collected them up one by one and left them
On the doorsteps of united supporters . Unfortunately a few got greedy and my garage is full with corpses

 

[samharris]

OK have to serve rag customers without bursting out laughing, Monday was a total failure, one lot stormed out.

Good fucking riddance.

Hope you have a rag doormat in your shop for people to wipe their feet on :)

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

The tendons in my right arm are aching like fuck through punching the air too much every time we scored another goal

 

[auction294]

I am totally depressed that I can read a post by Dismal, and agree with it. The world as I know it, has ended.
in terms of 'the match', I'm disapointed Carlos didn't play a part. I sometimes wonder if Mancini is the right man as some of his decisions are strange. We need someone that has a certain Sparkiness to manage us. I wouldn't care if this person wasn't English. Scottish, Irish or Welsh would be okay. Although I know it would be difficult to find such a high calibre candidate that is unemployed.

 

[cibaman]

My united supporting brother has taken to his sick bed since. Finding it difficult to sneak round to see his missus.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I was still in such a state of shock & elation on Monday night that I forgot to put the bin out.

 

[blue order]

We only got one ticket which my lad had. I watched it at home. My missus (preparing Sunday lunch in the kitchen) accused me of having a sly wank in the lounge because I shouted 'YES' so many times in quick succession.