DNA Spraying at games

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urban genie

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Cheshire polce decided they are gonna use this invasive tactic at games this season, especially focused on away fans
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Omce again football fans are treated differently than fans of any other sport, despite serious criminal incidents at a low nimner in the modern game
 
KS55 said:
What is DNA spray? Is it like jizz?
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Yes, it's what Migs does to Clarice in silence of the lambs. Presumably administered via water cannon to the away end. Police will have to spend the whole week wanking into a bucket - no wonder you never see a bobby on the beat anymore :-(
 
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese said:
Yes, it's what Migs does to Clarice in silence of the lambs. Presumably administered via water cannon to the away end. Police will have to spend the whole week wanking into a bucket - no wonder you never see a bobby on the beat anymore :-(
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“On the beat” takes on a whole new meaning.
“What are you doing, constable?”
“I am on the beat, sarge.”
“Well, hurry up and finish, that bucket won’t fill itself you know.”
 
Migs hahahahah.

On topic, this was on talksport yesterday morning. It lasts on skin or clothes up to 6 months.
 
So the Police are going to be wanking and jizzing on fans?

That’s not on at all!
 
KS55 said:
What is DNA spray? Is it like jizz?
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its a mist they spray or can be automatically be administered as ypu pass a doorway.

some are odourless and invisible to notice when sprayed.

It coats you in a Special DNA that can be logged and doesn't leave you for months, you are basically tagged
 
urban genie said:
its a mist they spray or can be automatically be administered as ypu pass a doorway.

some are odourless and invisible to notice when sprayed.

It coats you in a Special DNA that can be logged and doesn't leave you for months, you are basically tagged
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Must be against the law that!? They have to ask permission when you get arrested for a dna test
 
waspish said:
Must be against the law that!? They have to ask permission when you get arrested for a dna test
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Well you would hope o ly thise who. they arrest are who they target, I. just put the options other agencies abroad have used and so an option.

Do we trust our police to. only use it on those they nick at a game or randomly? Afterall GMP are known for removing their badge number epilets at rallya and protests so if any go OTT they cannot be identified added their reputauin the last few years is poor
 
urban genie said:
Well you would hope o ly thise who. they arrest are who they target, I. just put the options other agencies abroad have used and so an option.

Do we trust our police to. only use it on those they nick at a game or randomly? Afterall GMP are known for removing their badge number epilets at rallya and protests so if any go OTT they cannot be identified added their reputauin the last few years is poor
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Removing their numbers should be a criminal offence.
 
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